Video: Ludacris - Devil In A Red Dress Freestyle (responds to Katt Williams fukkery)

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I like Katt he's one of the best comedians, but seriously that illuminati shyt is played out.

A bit off-topic but pick up WWE or any other former major professional wrestling company. It is the perfect example of what a dirty corporation looks like. It has one McMahon family running business and a lot of asskissers moving up the ladder. Like guys such as Bruce Pritchard, Kevin Dunn, who haven't done shyt in their life but knew how to pander to the boss. Then a talentless wrestler like Triple H who married the bosses daughter and he now eventually runs the company while Vince has to hide from the public for a while.

There are no secret rituals where they handpick men and women to sell their soul or some bullshyt like that. It's bunch of filthy rich company owners who get greedy and feed off attention and they LOVE employees who nod their head and agree with the bosses ideas. A lot of such companies just happen to succeed in whatever field because other competition either fails or they make sure they fail. A cut-throat business.

But that’s not messy and mystic enough for idiots to wrap their head around
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You believe “the Illuminati” summoned Luda and Katt Williams to a meeting and promised one of them 200 million dollars, a recurring role in a movie franchise, and an arranged marriage to a gorgeous woman…if only they would cut off their sideburns?

And that Katt declined, naturally due to his unimpeachable integrity, and used his 4.3 40 speed to sprint out the room?

Luda owes this insufferable leprechaun a smack upside his head for disrespecting his wife

Ludacris - “never been Illuminati…”

Coli poster - “he didn’t deny it tho :krs:


Yall are being weird again :laugh:





I'm supposed to believe that in 2002, the Illuminati had to choose between Ludacris, at the time, a rapper with two albums that have gone plat multiple times over and Katt Williams? When 2 Fast 2 Furious started filming, Friday After Next wasn't even out yet.
Just goes to prove if nikkas like someone enough they’ll believe ANYTHING that nikka says.

Look at luda’s filmography. I’m suppose to believe he got paid 200 mill for that? :mjlol:
 
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200mill....for what exactly?

Luda actually became more conscious/serious after the haircut (and less popular). And he was the nerd but tough sidekick in the franchise.

What did the illuminati gain from this transaction :skip:


They got to give away out of their backlog of silent light-skinned wives apparently.
 

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I’m concerned nggas have lost the ability to cut thru bullshyt and tell when ngggas are addin some extras to a story

This doesn’t seem hard to grasp: A studio exec likely was offering the role in the 2 Fast 2 Furious series, with upside of making 200M in its duration, but they told them hey we runnin a serious shop over here cut that goofy shyt off your head and lose the Mouskeeter beards

I guess I coulda been in the Illuminati bc me and most people I know have always looked at Luda as corny and never took him serious, and mostly bc of the goofy ass zig zag beard and bad braids :pachaha:

And with Katt, I mean it’s Katt his aesthetic meant people didn’t take him serious. Seems they were trying to help him.

Ffwd to Katt wins his first award and his first role where people actually take him serious and what does he look like…

katt-williams-atlanta.jpg


Like the normal adult the ‘Illuminati’ was trying to help him look like :beli:
 
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You believe “the Illuminati” summoned Luda and Katt Williams to a meeting and promised one of them 200 million dollars, a recurring role in a movie franchise, and an arranged marriage to a gorgeous woman…if only they would cut off their sideburns?

And that Katt declined, naturally due to his unimpeachable integrity, and used his 4.3 40 speed to sprint out the room?

Luda owes this insufferable leprechaun a smack upside his head for disrespecting his wife
But bruh why would he say this shyt 😂😂😂😂
 

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I’m concerned nggas have lost the ability to cut thru bullshyt and tell when ngggas are addin some extras to a story

This doesn’t seem hard to grasp: A studio exec likely was offering the role in the 2 Fast 2 Furious series, with upside of making 200M in its duration, but they told them hey we runnin a serious shop over here cut that goofy shyt off your head and lose the Mouskeeter beards

I guess I coulda been in the Illuminati bc me and most people I know have always looked at Luda as corny and never took him serious, and mostly bc of the goofy ass zig zag beard and bad braids :pachaha:

And with Katt, I mean it’s Katt his aesthetic meant people didn’t take him serious. Seems they were trying to help him.

Ffwd to Katt wins his first award and his first role where people actually take him serious and what does he look like…

katt-williams-atlanta.jpg


Like the normal adult the ‘Illuminati’ was trying to help him look like :beli:
Fast didn't take off until like 5

I doubt they presented that type of deal during fast 2
 

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Fast didn't take off until like 5

I doubt they presented that type of deal during fast 2

Huh. The original had a 50M bugdget and made 200 mill

And he like exaggerated the 200M $ figure. But it’s not far fetched. There are no accidents, since they went on to make 15 movies it’s plausible, really likely, that they made the original with a franchise in mind
 
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