Variety turns heel on Vince: ''McMahon Out of Excuses for WWE Woes''

[GR13]

That was good and all but we made an attempt and came up with a remix.


It was all a dream, I used to read WWF magazine,
Vince shouldn't have survived that limousine.
Hanging pictures on the wall,
Every Monday less people watching Raw.
I let that home video rock till the tape popped
Watching Austin, Taker, and The Rock
Way back when the product wasn't wack
And the fans would watch
Remember Attitude Era, duh ha duh ha,
Never thought creative would fall off so far
Now I'm on the sidelines, cuz the booking not right
Ideas getting made, blowing up ratings like a grenade
Bored viewer, and channel flipper
Remember when Raw was a ratings winner
Peace to Punk, Enzo, and Cody
Bucks, Khan, and Kenny
Ratings dropping like you thought they would,
And it's not good.

 

[mannyrs13]

Juicy was good but we made another remix. In honor of .



First off fukk your dad and the team you claim,
McMahons when we ride come equipped with game.
You claim to be a promoter, but you ain't bout that life.
We bust on AEW marks fukked for life.
Plus Cody tryna see me weak hearts I rip,
Kenny Omega and Young Bucks some mark ass bytches
We keep promoting and busting on you fools,
Steady gunning, taking you to school, you know who rules.
Hangman, go ask your homies how I leave ya,
Cut your young ass in pieces than bury ya.
Brandi don't fukk around with real G's
Quick to snatch your ugly ass off the streets, so fukk peace.
I let the Khans know its on for life,
So let the Mcmahons ride tonight.
All Elite beaten in ratings and killed
fukk with me and get yo company killed, you know see.

Grab your glocks when you see Vinny Mac
Call the cops when you see Vinny Mac
Tried to break the throne but you punks didn't finish,
Now you bout to feel the wrath of a menace.
Motherfukker. I hit em up.

 

[methodz]

I'd rather go gay at this point than being forced to sit through Raw and Smackdown on a weekly basis. No worse punishment. I hope this company collapses

 

[Rell Lauren]

go back to ATTITUDE ERA.

Attitude Era won't work in 2019. You can have a good product without being trashy and violent.

 

[ChuckTaylor84]

Even if Vince does go away

Stephanie & Triple H are just as delusional

The end is near for the WWE

 

[Sghost597]

We are in an age where audiences want rich and complex storytelling while Vince wants to do fukking fart jokes and prop gags

 

[Cartier Murphy]

I'd rather go gay

 

[MightyHealthy]

They’ve spent the last decade trying to essentially make their company incapable of going under by finding every revenue stream possible, but something just seems off. My gut tells me it’s a house of cards and that they’ve been cooking the books or that there’s some serious money laundering going on.

You know it

I caught Austin's speech last night.

That's a man doing a solid for Vince, under the impression that the company is on the ropes.

And as was pointed out in the OP, the show was a desperate ploy in advance of what will surely be disappointing numbers for Q2.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

You know it

I caught Austin's speech last night.

That's a man doing a solid for Vince, under the impression that the company is on the ropes.

And as was pointed out in the OP, the show was a desperate ploy in advance of what will surely be disappointing numbers for Q2.

What did Austin say that suggests this? Clearly a reunion show centered around guys who were big in the 80’s and 90’s is a desperate ratings ploy. Shame they still don’t realize that it won’t make a difference a week later.

 

[MightyHealthy]

What did Austin say that suggests this? Clearly a reunion show centered around guys who were big in the 80’s and 90’s is a desperate ratings ploy. Shame they still don’t realize that it won’t make a difference a week later.

He compared the WWE to a family, played up how he got along with black wrestlers, thanked the crew like it was a series finale.

Honestly, it felt like desperate and forced pandering, like the company is rallying from obscurity.

 

[Prince Akeem]

He compared the WWE to a family, played up how he got along with black wrestlers, thanked the crew like it was a series finale.

Honestly, it felt like desperate and forced pandering, like the company is rallying from obscurity.

Really?

 

[mrken12]

People just passed right over that.

 

[MightyHealthy]

Really?

I felt the Boogeyman name drop was egregious, as if he'd met many wrestlers, but only mentioned black ones as some kind of foil to Hulkkk

 

[Green Ranger]

Attitude Era won't work in 2019. You can have a good product without being trashy and violent.

The reason it even work was it was Crash tv and it was never done before
Like you said in 2019 with how big social media is and how much we as a society have become desensitized to stuff. The shock and awe factor of the attitude era just wouldn’t work today,

Kids today have seen far worst alil blood or commentary yelling holy shyt isn’t going to do it
Or you see around the TSC a lot bring back bra and panties matches this isn’t 97 with dial up internet and shyt
Kids nowadays how acess to shyt we could only dream of that isn’t going to OMG increase viewership