Vader says Doctors have told him he only has 2 years left to live

[richaveli83]

*reserves spot*

 

[Flex Luger]

I hope you wake up on a crisp winter morning, on a Sunday to the sound of moans coming from your grandmothers room and open the door to find tpur best friend blowing a load in her butthole. After seeing this you become depressed and go join a cult that requires you to drink goat pee and shyt mixed in a warm mason jar. After doing so you find its a prank by everybody in the neiborhood because nobody likes you and you decide to jump into a dirty old well full of hooker vomit that seeps into your pores for all eternity.

 

[Renegade47]

*reserves spot*

you aint shyt

 

[TransJenner]

Doctor probably gave him the news like :


ITS TIME , ITS TIME , ITS VADERRRRR TIME !!!!!

 

[Lord Scion]

 

[Hey_zeus]

Why Vince ain't put him in this class?

 

[boriquaking]

 

[ezrathegreat]

Why would he lie about this?

 

[Lord Scion]

*reserves spot*

Bruh

 

[King P]

I don't believe this for a second, nor do I believe he actually was in the car wreck he said he was in. Vader just discovered after the Ospreay thing that he can make money from Twitter. I'm positive he's angling to get inducted in to the WWE HOF "before he dies", and will probably try to get some money marks to run charity shows for him.

Yeah.... about that :porter:

 

[Big Jo]

Damn. RIP.

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

R.I.P

 

[Crimson_Dynamo]

Some of y'all going to hell today. SMH rip vader

 

[Yayo Toure]

R.I.P.​

 

[stro]