Vader says Doctors have told him he only has 2 years left to live

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stro said:
I don't believe this for a second, nor do I believe he actually was in the car wreck he said he was in. Vader just discovered after the Ospreay thing that he can make money from Twitter. I'm positive he's angling to get inducted in to the WWE HOF "before he dies", and will probably try to get some money marks to run charity shows for him.
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stro said:
I don't believe this for a second, nor do I believe he actually was in the car wreck he said he was in. Vader just discovered after the Ospreay thing that he can make money from Twitter. I'm positive he's angling to get inducted in to the WWE HOF "before he dies", and will probably try to get some money marks to run charity shows for him.
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Not gonna front, I immediately thought the exact same thing. :ohhh:

I hope we're rite bc I'm a huge Vader stan :mjcry:
 
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