(part deux)
As I walk along the corridor to this restaurant this is what I'm thinking
"
So...I got $100, the food can't be that expensive plus I live here so I might get a discount or some shyt. I hope.
Wait a minute...aww hell no!! Is this a harp I hear playing in the background?
fukk...I just landed in an expensive ass restaurant, just my muthafukking luck "
All cacs eating with their families at dinner tables with candle lights and the chatter is all kept to a minimum while a band plays in the other side of the badly lit room. The rich aroma of expensive food is filling my nostrils and my stomach is joining the band as part of the orchestra while I'm growing ever so consciously aware that I really should've taken a bath and put on some goddamn jeans and shoes (I was wearing flip flops) before leaving my goddamn apt.
It's all cacs around...not a black/asian/indian/hispanic soul in any of the tables eating except for...the people serving. The only black people there were waiters and waitresses brehs
. This shyt was the most horrible setting for me to find myself in feeling like I was feeling. Homies were wearing polo shirts with black jeans and black shoes and the brehettes were wearing something similar but with skirts. I felt mad out of place with this cacs having a grand time dining there like this place was some 5-star joint from the 1940's
.
After the initial shock I realized I had to move, especially because this brother just passed by me on some "
Excuse me sir (but really meaning
gtfo the way bruh!)" I walked to one of the waiters and asked where the manager asked. This impatient ass dude said:
"Yo just go to the kitchen and you should see him there!"
*points with the thumb to the back* Gladly I saw the kitchen door open and I went there as fast as I could without running. In there I finally saw some latinos and more blacks cooking and getting orders, this shyt was just
to me. Where the fukk was I? Meanwhile I start thinking about my whole day/dream until then, I got infatuated with this white chick who probably wasn't even feeling me, which made me be slow in taking the black girl's number and now I'm in some Ante-bellum-esque restaurant. This is some fukked up shyt!
Plus I ain't got no money, so I don't even know if I can afford this place...man fukk it! I'ma check the menu and if it's too expensive fukk them!
So I approach this waitress inside the kitchen and the homie (black too of course) took me to the manager...this is when shyt got extra real for me.
The manager was this dark skinned brother (no homo) with a toothpick rocking a dark magenta polo with white pants and black shoes. Homie legit looked like Ricky (Boyz N the Hood) with the waves and shine.
So he nods to me and asks: "What's happening son?"
"Hi sir, I was just trying to see if I could get a menu and see if as a tenant here I get some sort of disc..."
"Don't worry about it breh."
"
...excuse me sir?"
"I said, don't worry 'bout it
"
He nods to a table at the center of the room, a lot of the cac families are starting to actually look at me, the music is still playing but that shyt sounds far away as fukk like somebody turned it down or something. Before I could ask another dumbass question
the black waiter that showed me to the manager takes me to the table and sits me down. Now EVERY CAC in the room is just looking at me, even the cac children like
I look back at the manager and he's like
. The menu pops up and it's this black goddess!
Smile 10/10 asking me what I want to start with...brehs I don't even remember talking much but the food started coming and every bite was
. The dishes just kept coming, it's like these homies were serving me and four other people!
I'm trying to show homies my appreciation for what they were doing and all them waiters and waitresses were just like, don't worry about it breh we got you
Suddenly they started cracking jokes out loud (all the Cacs were quiet now and the band stopped playing), the girls were laughing and one by one, homies just started sitting around me and trying to cheer me up 'cause, and I quote: "You look sad as fukk homie! Try this screwdiver, shyt will pick you up like a muthafukka
" *vodka glass pops up next to my food*
It's like suddenly all the life of the place went to my table...and a small part of me was like: "Get back to work, y'all gonna get fired!!
" but the other part was like: "I love my black people
"
I'll never forget how these dream characters made me feel
I was amongst my people and they didn't give two fukks about anybody else dinning there. They made me feel like I was home, safe and sound.
I woke up at
peace brehs. Not only that but I actually jumped from my bed and started writting because I didn't want to forget a single thing about that dream. I was so invested in it that for the following months all I could think about is how that shyt should've been a music video or a short video or something. The dream was GOAT no doubt...and I ain't even tell anybody about it because I know they'd look at me like: "You dreamt all that, really."
or That's quite the dream you've got there. That how you feel about white people?"
or even "Why did you choose Melissa over the sister?"
But fukk it, this is a dope ass thread and it feels good to share this dream with somebody else for once.