I had a dream recently where it was a zombie apocalypse. We were held up in a mall on some dawn of the dead shyt. Zombies broke in through the glass and the mall was swarmed. The only way out was a hot air balloon on the roof, however there was only enough room for about 3 people and there was at least a dozen of us.
So I got my Usain Bolt on and tore ass through that fukkin mall, hustled up them stairs and made it to that damn hot air balloon before anyone else.
The problem was I knew people were gonna try and get into that balloon no matter what, and they gonna fukk around and destroy the damn thing. So I took off without them nikkas
I'm rising into the air and I see everyone run onto the roof yelling at me and shaking their fists, but i'm like
. So then i'm floating over the city and I see carnage, zombies everywhere, fires, people running and screaming, and some getting their asses eaten out by them damn zombies.
I'm making my way across town but I notice i'm losing altitude. The fukkin balloon is losing air at a rapid rate , i'm looking around frantically for something to jump onto because I obviously don't want to touch down on the street with all them fukkin zombies
So I see a balcony on a big apartment building as i'm descending, and I say fukk it, I climb onto the side of the basket i'm in and I jump down onto the balcony. I turn around and
as I see the balloon sink into the Detroit that's going on below. I'm straight tho
I walk in and see a prime Hallie Berry laying on the couch lookin at me like
My ass is thinkin
aint this a bytch, needless to say I walk on in there and start giving Hallie that work. I'm mid stroke on this bytch and I here a loud bang, scared the shyt outta both of us. I turn around and see James fukkin Bond (Pierce Brosnan) like:
This nikka comin up in here cock blockin like a motherfukker and got beef to boot
I get up and dive behind a couch and this nikka unloading that piece and shootin the fukk outta the couch i'm behind, all balled up like a fukkin baby tryin not to get hit.
I hear that click the gun makes when he runs outta bullets and I get up and rush this nikka like i'm Michael Sam and some dikk is in the air, and I tackle this nikka and we both fly out the damn window and fall. The last bit I remember is holding this nikka while we falling and turning him towards the ground so he hits first
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