UPDATE: SIX More Dancers Coming Forward. Lizzo Made Her Dancers Catch Dildos Launched From Strippers Vaginas,

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

I’d say about 380+.

 

[ThirdAct]

The most shocking part of all this is she wants to eat something as healthy as bananas

 

[Avisible Man]

Damn, this wildebeest really thought she was Sam Rothstein when he brought over the whole Femme Fatale show from Paris but he forgot how lazy them European dancing broads can get. He had to weigh em in once a week to make sure they didn't blow up like balloons.

 

[old pig]

damn I’m on X and it’s like folks couldn’t wait to find a legit reason to go in on her lol

 

[valet]

...

 

[Don Homer]

It’s time for Lizzo to join skinny gang, and start her villain arc.

Ursula still ugly as fukk after the weight loss

 

[mag357]

Lizzo must have been trying to buy the food network

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

Black social media about to have a field day with this

 

[Mr Clean]

Sugar Knight

Hell naw. This is too much

Surviving Lizzo gonna be a classic

 

[Don Homer]

damn I’m on X and it’s like folks couldn’t wait to find a legit reason to go in on her lol

nikka just call it twitter

 

[BaggerofTea]

This is who canceling was made for.

 

[315]

nikka just call it twitter

I read that thinking he took drugs or something lmao

 

[JoelB]

damn I’m on X and it’s like folks couldn’t wait to find a legit reason to go in on her lol

 

[old pig]

nikka just call it twitter

I never really fukked with twitter so the name, the bird, etc. don’t mean shyt to me or hold any “sentimental” value…just started messing with it heavily a couple months ago…so I’m down with X…it’s you who needs to adjust brother

 

[Bleed The Freak]

Que the weight loss and "new me" coming in about 16 months.