Update: My coworker is going out with a treh! (Dinner date went well)

[Fill Collins]

Long story short, I (platonically) love eating out my coworker, breh's good people and he knows the best spots

Both of us are foodies and cook each other lunch at home to compare. Winner buys dinner, beats my wife's cooking





We went to an italian place yesterday and one of my coworkers went in after us with some transvestite

Leon recognized him before I did, he brought up me sending heart emojis to other men, buddy was openly eavesdropping on us that day

There's a Valentine's Day special at this steakhouse near a motel today, I'm scared Martin Lawrence Jr. will be there to ruin it, what do I do?!

I'm making him Tuscan Chicken, he regretted ordering from the Northern Italian section that day

 

[-DMP-]

Long story short, I just like eating out my coworker, breh's good people and he knows the best spots

I can't say the same about this other nikka we work with, nosey ass mf

I noticed him eavesdropping when I was complaining about the indians in the IT department reacting with heart emojis in Teams to breh

It got worse, he was taking notes on our packed lunches this month and going back-and-forth to the bathroom

Last weekend, we went to an italian place and the faggœt went in after us with some transvestite he was

We left early and he didn't follow us but he's STILL stealing glances at us at work

There's a Valentine's Day special at this steakhouse near a motel today, I'm scared Martin Lawrence Jr. be there to ruin it, what do I do?

Found your problem bruh

 

[KingBeez]

Long story short, I just like eating out my coworker, breh's good people and he knows the best spots

I can't say the same about this other nikka we work with, nosey ass mf

I noticed him eavesdropping when I was complaining about the indians in the IT department reacting with heart emojis in Teams to breh

It got worse, he was taking notes on our packed lunches this month and going back-and-forth to the bathroom

Last weekend, we went to an italian place and the faggœt went in after us with some transvestite he was

We left early and he didn't follow us but he's STILL stealing glances at us at work

There's a Valentine's Day special at this steakhouse near a motel today, I'm scared Martin Lawrence Jr. be there to ruin it, what do I do?

YOU LIKE TO WHAT?!

Make sure to buy them a card lol

 

[Lord Beasley]

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Nah you got a chilll

 

[Fill Collins]

Found your problem bruh

YOU LIKE TO WHAT?!

It was a typo

 

[-DMP-]

It was a typo

Freudian slip

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

The first sentence is crazy.

 

[yardman]

I just like eating out my coworker, breh's good people and he knows the best spots

 

[OneManGang]

Out gay yourself in your own thread brehs

 

[Fill Collins]

Out gay yourself in your own thread brehs

I'm a happy man

 

[1LurkerChick9]

Wow, a double spin thread

 

[Fill Collins]

My Tuscan Chicken pasta beat off his smothered pork chops, I ate like a champ

We ordered the same thing: porterhouse, medium rare with roasted potatoes

I bought us some cider, strong shyt, 5% alcohol

I took a sip and told him, "hey breh, I got a carrot with a mushroom glaze for dessert"

He just asked, "What's a breh, save that for the room"

We got more drunk and started giggling like school girls doing Tommy Wiseau impressions. The steak was great and now we're at the red roof in... can't come home, a glass of cider is heavy AF

 

[ALonelyDad]

Long story short, I (platonically) love eating out my coworker, breh's good people and he knows the best spots

Both of us are foodies and cook each other lunch at home to compare. Winner buys dinner, beats my wife's cooking





We went to an italian place yesterday and one of my coworkers went in after us with some transvestite

Leon recognized him before I did, he brought up me sending heart emojis to other men, buddy was openly eavesdropping on us that day

There's a Valentine's Day special at this steakhouse near a motel today, I'm scared Martin Lawrence Jr. will be there to ruin it, what do I do?!

I'm making him Tuscan Chicken, he regretted ordering from the Northern Italian section that day

You and Leon might be more gay than the the co-worker with a trans

 

[Worthless Loser]

 

[Fill Collins]

You and Leon might be more gay than the the co-worker with a trans

Trust me, it gets even more

I can't see the gif but I'll probably laugh at it when I can

Based off of your posting, you might as well start being gay, funny boys will sleep with anything