UPDATE: Kim Jong Un Apparently Not Dead: Re-Appears

[FabTrey]

if Kim is really dead, then sister gonna make a move right now. she gonna kill every threats. she has to show she ain't no joke. there gotta be elites who can't stand her because she is a woman.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

oh..... naw, I'm talking the events and personal thoughts that I wanna share with my children and grandchildren.
not social media

How you this innocent, we already in April of 2020 and you still think "grandchildren" gonna be a thing?

 

[MoveForward]

Better intel than the CIA.

They may be a alphabet entity.

 

[Legalese]

Better intel than the CIA.

 

[King Static X]

If the North Korean elite want it to happen, it will.

Nah, China would have to deal with a flood of North Koreans refugees in Manchuria (Northeast China). Also, a reunified Korea under the control of the US-allied South would be a nightmare for the CCP.

China doesn't want American troops anywhere near their border. North Korea acts as a buffer between them and US-allied countries (South Korea, Japan, Taiwan, The Philippines).

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

Damn, she been lurking

 

[BluntTrauma]

They just gonna roll out his body double

 

[Barnett114]

How you this innocent, we already in April of 2020 and you still think "grandchildren" gonna be a thing?

 

[mson]

to the surgeon

What surgeon? They about to bury him alive in Kim's tomb.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Signing off on that surgeon

Smiggity smash after eating Korean BBQ short ribs.

 

[SwizzLake]

TMZ is like the most reliable source ever

No one is reporting this news yet, and if this turns out to be facts, they'll be on a whole new plateau

 

[New Jeruzalem Journalist]

Reporting he's dead (i.e. based on their own sources), and saying he's "reportedly dead" are 2 different things, no?

TMZ is just saying there are some other reports he's dead.

Their own website specifically says in the first paragraph of the report "TMZ HAS NOT CONFIRMED THIS".

 

[THE 101]

Has Vince Russo started booking the simulation we're living in

The amount of swerves and fukkery

 

[Threnody]

How old was he?

36.....No Karate class

 

[Nobu]

Their own website specifically says in the first paragraph of the report "TMZ HAS NOT CONFIRMED THIS".

Right. Headline says "reportedly", too. People can't read for shyt these days