A.I generated:
[Intro: Mark & Shaggy]
Yo, man
Yo
Open up, man
Yo, what you want, man?
CNN just caught me in a scandal,
But I'm like, "No way That's not my handle!"
I don't know how this happened,
With who?
On Nude Africa? That's just crazy talk!
Man,
I don't know what to do,
Say it wasn't me,
Alright!
[Chorus: Mark]
CNN came in and they saw the posts online,
Creepin' with words that were so unkind,
Picture this: we were both in a heated debate,
Bangin' on about slavery and hate.
How could I forget that I had
Given my real name on that site?
All this time they were standin' there,
They never took their eyes off me.
[Verse 1: Shaggy]
How ya fi post such wild stuff?
Trespasser on decency; all the hacklin' at your king!
You better watch your back before you turn into a villain,
Best review the situation that you're caught up inna.
If CNN say, "You said this," convince them, say:
"I was hacked by Russians; they're quite sly!"
Never admit to a word they say;
And if they claim it's you, tell them:
"I'm a conservative; I don't do porn sites!"
[Pre-Chorus: Mark & Shaggy]
But they caught me on the forum (It wasn't me)
Saw me talkin' 'bout slavery (It wasn't me)
I even said I liked tranny porn (It wasn't me)
They even found my email address (It wasn't me)
But I swear it was an imposter; he's got my style!
Heard the words that I told them (It wasn't me)
Heard the screams gettin' louder (It wasn't me)
They stayed until it was over.
[Chorus: Mark]
CNN came in and they saw the posts online,
Creepin' with words that were so unkind,
Picture this: we were both in a heated debate,
Bangin' on about slavery and hate.
I had tried to keep them from what
They were about to see.
Why should they believe me
When I told them it wasn't me?
[Verse 2: Shaggy]
Mek them know say that they really no have right fi vex,
A never you they see yah make these comments flex.
A smaddy else weh favor you inna di complex,
Seein' is believin', so you better change your specs!
You know CNN a go bring a whole heap a things up from the past,
All the likkle evidence, you betta know fi mask!
Quick 'pon yuh answer; know how fi talk,
But if GOP or Dems pack a gun, you know you betta run fast!
Tell 'em I'm under oath; I'm telling the truth this time!
[Pre-Chorus: Mark & Shaggy]
But they caught me on the forum (It wasn't me)
Saw me talkin' 'bout slavery (It wasn't me)
I even said I liked tranny porn (It wasn't me)
They even found my email address (Uh, it wasn't me)
But I swear it was AI; it's getting smarter every day!
Heard the words that I told them (It wasn't me)
Heard the screams gettin' louder (It wasn't me)
They stayed until it was over.
[Bridge: Mark]
Gonna tell them that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused,
But honestly? It's just politics being wild!
I've been listenin' to your reasonin'; it makes no sense at all,
Need to tell them that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused,
You may think that you're a leader but you're completely lost!
That's why I sing:
"It wasn't me!"
[Chorus: Mark]
CNN came in and they saw the posts online,
Creepin' with words that were so unkind,
Picture this: we were both in a heated debate,
Bangin' on about slavery and hate.
How could I forget that I had
Given my real name on that site?
All this time they were standin' there,
They never took their eyes off me.