Unverified reports that Jim Cornette's head just exploded like he was in the movie Scanners

[Riley Escobar]

Wrestling needs this sort of shyt on occasion. Don’t act like the Sami vs Knoxville match at Mania wasn’t the best possible type of fukkery and one of the most entertaining matches of the whole Mania weekend

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

WWF had garbage men and plumbers wrestling the 90s

why not a PIZZA MAN

That was LITERALLY the worst era for wrasslin' maybe ever.

It almost ran Vince out of business before Stone Cold, The Rock & The Attitude Era saved him.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

There have been Bushwhackers, Deadmen, Zombies, Clowns, Turkeys, male Cheerleaders, Trash Men, a mentally ill grown man, and a fat man shoving his ass in people’s faces and wrestling has turned out fine…

WWF had garbage men and plumbers wrestling the 90s

why not a PIZZA MAN

That sucked THEN and this sucks NOW. you're playing yourself with that comparison. TRASH is TRASH. and this is TRASH.

 

[Metal Face]

That sucked THEN and this sucks NOW. you're playing yourself with that comparison. TRASH is TRASH. and this is TRASH.

nah Pizza Guy rules im afraid

 

[MenacingMonk]

Comedy acts been a stable of wrestling for decades, but somehow weirdos get pissed when something new pops up. Miserable Lil' Jimmy Cornette mu fukkas.

 

[Rayzah]

If I ever find my self at one of these super Indy shows, I’m in a real dark place.

 

[Tryna Makit]

Y'all just a bunch of goofies who like goofy shyt.

Nothing worse than Indy wrestling I swear

 

[RammerJammer]

That sucked THEN and this sucks NOW. you're playing yourself with that comparison. TRASH is TRASH. and this is TRASH.

Like I said, it’s a dude wrestling in a ballroom in front of 25 people, shyt not even on TV, do you realize the goofy shyt that goes on at non-televised wrestling shows?

Y’all realiy expecting these armory feds to have complex characters and storylines

Yes, Pizza Man is corny as hell, funny but corny but shyt he ain’t killing the business, if Gigi Dolin shoving a tampon in somebody’s mouth didn’t kill the biz then idk what will.

 

[MikelArteta]

what they do with that dough after

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

what they do with that dough after

It's not real dough. It's a trainer dough made out of plastic or something like that.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Y'all just a bunch of goofies who like goofy shyt.

Nothing worse than Indy wrestling I swear

No, it’s just not that serious. I laugh this shyt off, not with it, and KIM. Imagine giving the Naked Gun series the because you want serious cop shyt.

 

[Roid Jones]

 

[staticshock]

So corny.

nikkaz can shyt on Cornette til they're blue in the face, but this type of corny ass shyt is lame as fukk and the people who enjoy it are lame as fukk and actively hurt wrestling's ability to become more mainstream & not be taken as a pure joke in America.

What a dumb ass take

Wrestling is dudes in spandex doing a fake fight with a predetermined finish. It’s no cornier than any other wrestling match. Truth be told anyone watching wrestling over the age of 13 is corny. I just come here to look at threads about old school wrestlers. I ain’t watched the shyt since 2003.

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

Comedy acts been a stable of wrestling for decades, but somehow weirdos get pissed when something new pops up. Miserable Lil' Jimmy Cornette mu fukkas.

Nothing wrong with "comedy", but all comedy aint good comedy.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Nothing wrong with "comedy", but all comedy aint good comedy.

That’s subjective. Obviously people found this dude funny.