Ugly Nikka Problems

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-Being so unattractive that you don't even like going to bars or clubs because you know the end result :wow:

-Babies crying when you pick them up :sadcam:

-Knowing PAWGS ain't gonna choose you, only HAWGS :to:

-Going a month without a match on Tinder :sadbron:

-Always being asked to take the picture instead of being it :damn:

We live these problems so you don't have to.
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I'm already fat as it is these days. If i was ugly i'd probably get no p*ssy. I dont know how i would make it in life. I dont know how ugly dudes do it, breh.
 
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6'3" :wow:

Good hair lookin like a black doo wop singer :whoo:

Perfect cheekbones and jawline :ohlawd:

Perfectly defined muscles that fit so well into clothing that it looks like my body was sculpted from Italian marble :lawd:


*goes to random bar and gets at least 3 or 4 fukk me stares*:win:


Sees my ugly dude have to juggle and do cartwheels in hopes after getting rejected for the 38 time of the night that this fukkin 3 settles for him :mindblown:


To all ugly dudes are the real persecuted stay strong brehs:banderas: You're never gonna know how it feels for a women to be so attracted to you that she moans just from making out
 

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6'3" :wow:

Good hair lookin like a black doo wop singer :whoo:

Perfect cheekbones and jawline :ohlawd:

Perfectly defined muscles that fit so well into clothing that it looks like my body was sculpted from Italian marble :lawd:


*goes to random bar and gets at least 3 or 4 fukk me stares*:win:


Sees my ugly dude have to juggle and do cartwheels in hopes after getting rejected for the 38 time of the night that this fukkin 3 settles for him :mindblown:


To all ugly dudes are the real persecuted stay strong brehs:banderas: You're never gonna know how it feels for a women to be so attracted to you that she moans just from making out
fukk you....


@uglyteam end this fukk boo
 

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6'3" :wow:

Good hair lookin like a black doo wop singer :whoo:

Perfect cheekbones and jawline :ohlawd:

Perfectly defined muscles that fit so well into clothing that it looks like my body was sculpted from Italian marble :lawd:


*goes to random bar and gets at least 3 or 4 fukk me stares*:win:


Sees my ugly dude have to juggle and do cartwheels in hopes after getting rejected for the 38 time of the night that this fukkin 3 settles for him :mindblown:


To all ugly dudes are the real persecuted stay strong brehs:banderas: You're never gonna know how it feels for a women to be so attracted to you that she moans just from making out

gtfo.gif
 

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Yep men and especially women don't understand this. If you a 3 stop trying to holler at 7s or thinking an 8 is gonna holla at you. You are a 2 you need to holla at a 2 or 3 and be happy. Now if you are a man that is a 2 or 3 and are worth a lot of money then you can get you a 7 or 8. Worth millions then you can get a 10 probably. Sadly it is a mans world and women don't have those options because a man could give a fukk how much money she has if she is unattractive to him he will not claim her.

Fukk that. If I can't have 7-8s, I can have my hand.
 

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:banderas: You're never gonna know how it feels for a women to be so attracted to you that she moans just from making out


Some truth in there.

:to:



Anyway :yeshrug:

Can't get mad and kill myself like some white guy would do.




I just deal with it

and do my thing, wich is exactly juggle and do cartwheels in hopes after getting rejected for the 38 time of the night.
 

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this is a platinum thread based on misery. shyt is sad and :ohhh: at the same time. But as I mentioned somewhere in this thread, there are handsome nxgga problems too brehs. The dualities are real.
Damn breh, I can't imagine how tough it must be to have bytches fawning over you even if you're a complete piece of shyt! People taking you seriously and showing you respect even if you're dumb as rocks! Getting hired because you "look the part" even though you're extremely unqualified! Stepping out in K Mart clothes and still getting numbers! Being invited to parties! Women starting up conversations and hitting on you instead of the other way around! Hoes and their crushes! Being a broke jailbird but having thousands of women willing to pay your bail when some law abiding Asian guy who's making 6 figures can barely find a girlfriend! The facebook messages! Cashiers smiling at you and not being rude!


I just don't know how you handsome nikkas do it sometimes:wow:
 

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Damn breh, I can't imagine how tough it must be to have bytches fawning over you even if you're a complete piece of shyt! People taking you seriously and showing you respect even if you're dumb as rocks! Getting hired because you "look the part" even though you're extremely unqualified! Stepping out in K Mart clothes and still getting numbers! Being invited to parties! Women starting up conversations and hitting on you instead of the other way around! Hoes and their crushes! Being a broke jailbird but having thousands of women willing to pay your bail when some law abiding Asian guy who's making 6 figures can barely find a girlfriend! The facebook messages! Cashiers smiling at you and not being rude!


I just don't know how you handsome nikkas do it sometimes:wow:

:to::to::to::to: breh i'm still black. you know how hard it is to be black on Earth?:snoop:
 

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this is a platinum thread based on misery. shyt is sad and :ohhh: at the same time. But as I mentioned somewhere in this thread, there are handsome nxgga problems too brehs. The dualities are real.

Say some more dumb shyt in my topic and you ain't gonna be handsome for half a year after I catch you with this ten piece combo.

:ufdup:
 
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