Ugly Nikka Problems

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Skinny, ugly, Lips spotted from smoking, no muscle tone whatsoever, T-1 sugar, and asthma:wow: And I'm only 25. :to::to::to: I feast on 6's and 7's tho:manny:
 

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You ugly nikkas need to get your masculinity up. I seen some ugly looking dudes get play because they're manly looking and got that vibe.

It's like those sexy ugly bytches with the pornstar bodies.
 

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Another update for the ugly nikka database, i go through this so hopefully my brehs dont have to, lets keep our chins up and smile like we mean it.

:mjlol: you like 5"4
 
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Another update for the ugly nikka database, i go through this so hopefully my brehs dont have to, lets keep our chins up and smile like we mean it.

you're not ugly brah you just look short as fukk and nerdy as fukk. you're smiling like a fukking goofball.

Listen man if you wanna fukk girls as a short dude you gotta be angry. The world screwed you over by making you 5'4" in what is probably the most height obsessed time period in all of history.

That napolean complex is no joke man. Overcompensation works. You gotta be extra dominant and extra thuggish. Yeah, nikkas are gonna clown but even the bytches that talk shyt are still gonna feel that tingle when you come through on that mike shyt

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A lot of thugs and rappers are just short nikkas that needed a come up
 

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-Being so unattractive that you don't even like going to bars or clubs because you know the end result :wow:

-Babies crying when you pick them up :sadcam:

-Knowing PAWGS ain't gonna choose you, only HAWGS :to:

-Going a month without a match on Tinder :sadbron:

-Always being asked to take the picture instead of being it :damn:

We live these problems so you don't have to.

I know these feels breh :to:

Luckily, I'm 6'4 so I'm small step ahead of the other ugly nikkas but still :sadbron:
 

Rozay Oro

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I'm feeling ugly right now. How hard is it to be a barber in a major black city...and be consistent? :what:

fukk...you have ONE job...how do you fukk up unexpectedly at it? :what:

My search for a decent barber continues...ffs I wanted to put hands on that man. :wow:
fukk, I feel u on this mang
 

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This gon sound dumb but how u do that when u aint the one cookin

:patrice: I feel you breh, I honestly never cooked my own meals till i got onto the calorie game but think of it like this.

If your girl, mom or dad is the one cooking or whomever else, just check out the fridge and look at what they're making. Chicken for example. Most frozen skinless boneless chicken breats/thighs come in about 4 oz servings.

If you look at the packages where they're getting their food, the packages will say like one serving = 4oz. One serving has 110 calories, 25 grams of protein, 0 grams of carbs, 2 grams of fat etc.

Any food you buy in the store, any food that's packaged at least, will have nutritional info on the packages. If it's whole fruit or vegetables, try using google.
 
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