Ugly boneheads thinking you're hitting on them Unappreciation.
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Boutdatlife
Shoe & music connoisseur
this happened to me at my old job
worked at a gym a ref there was a lesbian and she was cool as fuk but was clearly strictly a vagina eater/dildo chucker
while i was doing my job scoring the game, this chick made a joke like STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS and was laughing dead serious as if i was actually looking at her ass....
now this chick even if she was straight i wouldn't try to have sex with, she looked like a chick who pumps gas.
I remember thinking about it for the entire game trying to remember when i was noticeably gazing at her ass because i don't remember a time in life i ever gazed at her ass because she had zero ass. She was built like Dennis Learey.
But she was dead serious and i was liekwtf could i say?
we dont play that polite shyt in the midwest
C'mon yall bois. Listen I know these hoes be gassing themselves up and half the time you really needed something but you know sex be somewhere in the back of your mind. I remember in junior year sum big nose light skinned bird wuz getting in her car. I aint have a ride so i went to her car, smiled and asked could I get a ride. She said "where". I said to Bloomingdale which wuz about maybe 5-10 miles from the school. She says she aint got no gas money like that and I say its straight.Next day this hoe going around school telling everybody I tried to get at her. Long story short, I'm in a track meet next year and I'm about to line up for the 400. I overhear this ho still running her mouth saying "I hate him, he's so lame".
After the race I go to her friends and tell her that shyts gotta stop otherwise Ima pie that chick in the face. They tell me "nah its all good she jus telling us about how u tried to get at her". I wuz mad at the beginning but then I realized how fat that hoe's ass wuz
. In the end I know if she wuz jus throwed with no redeeming qualities I never would have even had a conversation with her. But just because of that ass I subconsciously decided "hey let me ask this chick for a ride or if she can tell me where this building is or any other excuse to have a convo".
Naw...
I'm not 12 years old pimp
Smokin Rider
I been official
I got 2 fat chicks from college constantly textin me because on the first day I was late and sat next to them and I can't help but just spark up conversation out of boredom and they always wanting me to come hang out with them and my friend from class always saying they talk about me when I'm gone. I'm in the process of ignoring them, hoping they get the message. It's so demonic, friends.
Boutdatlife
Shoe & music connoisseur
Ask them if they got a friend for you to hook up with that should give them a clear message
HookersandIceCream
#TeamOrange
Ask them if they got a friend for you to hook up with that should give them a clear message
That shot never works with fat hoes
Boutdatlife
Shoe & music connoisseur
That shot never works with fat hoes
sorry bruhwell ask them what that mouth do then
That shot never works with fat hoes
Check your dikk breh...tell em what is up. Females do the ignore game, just confront them like a god damned man
Esau = Evil
Banned
WOOOOOOOW I shyt you not I had another run-in with her a couple of hours ago hahaha. She's just out there.
Man, life is hilarious-
Her: hey, how are you doing?
Me: better, once I get out of here. How you doing?
Her: Good........*I'll be better in six days though..
Me:..................
*walks away*
*her husband gets released after being in jail for 18 years and I unwillingly know this. Her voice and look changed on some 'you better watch out' shyt. Incredibly absurd.
I should. I'm normally a calm ass keep to myself type brutha, but I might have to come out of that shell for a few and tell'er whutitiz.
