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i was at a bar waiting for my wife last Friday something like this happened. i was taught to always be kind to women, so this is how the convo went sitting at the bar.

me: excuse me sweetheart, could you hand me a napkin?
her: i am not your sweetheart...
me: :weirdo:
her friend: ooh girl. you should see the look he's giving you.


i think she was afraid to turn around becuz she probaly felt the ether coming. my wife came in and she just kinda looked at me.

But sweetheart doe? :rudy:

I was taught to be kind to women but you'll never catch me on some sweetheart tip :umad:
 

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this happened to me at my old job

worked at a gym a ref there was a lesbian and she was cool as fuk but was clearly strictly a vagina eater/dildo chucker

while i was doing my job scoring the game, this chick made a joke like STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS and was laughing dead serious as if i was actually looking at her ass....

now this chick even if she was straight i wouldn't try to have sex with, she looked like a chick who pumps gas.

I remember thinking about it for the entire game trying to remember when i was noticeably gazing at her ass because i don't remember a time in life i ever gazed at her ass because she had zero ass. She was built like Dennis Learey.

But she was dead serious and i was liek :snoop: wtf could i say?

:pachaha:....

*Googles Dennis Learey*

:merchant: Dear god......my condolences.
 

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its always funny when some grenade thinks your small talk is you tryna get some and she tries to play some hard to get shyt with no provocation

:snoop:
 

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Man I remember my bro in law tellin me how he saw a lady drop her wallet an he's excuse me me miss but she kept on walking thinking a black man would give her the time of the day
I would have thrown that wallet in the trash if that was me after that
 

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C'mon yall bois. Listen I know these hoes be gassing themselves up and half the time you really needed something but you know sex be somewhere in the back of your mind. I remember in junior year sum big nose light skinned bird wuz getting in her car. I aint have a ride so i went to her car, smiled and asked could I get a ride. She said "where". I said to Bloomingdale which wuz about maybe 5-10 miles from the school. She says she aint got no gas money like that and I say its straight.:manny: Next day this hoe going around school telling everybody I tried to get at her. Long story short, I'm in a track meet next year and I'm about to line up for the 400. I overhear this ho still running her mouth saying "I hate him, he's so lame".:what: After the race I go to her friends and tell her that shyts gotta stop otherwise Ima pie that chick in the face. They tell me "nah its all good she jus telling us about how u tried to get at her". I wuz mad at the beginning but then I realized how fat that hoe's ass wuz:noah:. In the end I know if she wuz jus throwed with no redeeming qualities I never would have even had a conversation with her. But just because of that ass I subconsciously decided "hey let me ask this chick for a ride or if she can tell me where this building is or any other excuse to have a convo".
 
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6 days her husband gets released? watch out. she's probably telling him you're sexually harassing her at work. who knows what he was doing in prison for 18 years :why: carry some mase or pepper spray
 

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Man I remember my bro in law tellin me how he saw a lady drop her wallet an he's excuse me me miss but she kept on walking thinking a black man would give her the time of the day
I would have thrown that wallet in the trash if that was me after that

What did he do with the wallet? I woulda just kept any cash in it and then thrown it in a garbage can or in a sewer.
 

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]the fukk you calling strangers sweetheart for?[/B] of course she thought you were hitting on her you idiot

us southerners do this alot also darlin and dearheart. its not meant to try to pick up a girl. Im guessing The Nig is from the south and the incident took place somewhere up north or midwest
 

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That shyt happens to everyone

Me: excuse me miss..
Her: Sorry I gotta bf
Me: Good to know, you know which way Auburn Ave is?

Now, I don't ask a female anything. As always, I blame simps.
 

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Ya'll should already know that women always think you gonna hit on them nowadays, even if you're just asking them a question.

That's why I don't speak to them unless they speak to me first.
 

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Im considered a male ho at work cuz ive knocked down some of the birds there,so now every bytch there thinks that cuz i talk to em im tryna pipe,specially the older single moms,thinkin i want them and shyt ,i just feel like tellin them "bytch look at me,now look at you,now look at me again,why the fukk would i wanna fukk with you when there are these soon to be 18yr olds I been workn on":stopitslime::smugfavre:
 

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rep for you by the way cause this shyt just happen to me.



So i was at shoppers and needed some help with their dumb ass self check which never fukking works.:why:

So i asked the troll that works there to help. She comes over swipes her card and sparks up a slight convo.

Im like ok bytch thanks :smugfavre:

She goes back to her register and as she was going back i notice this bad ass video model looking bytch comes in.:gladbron:


Im like :pachaha:


The troll looks back at me like :youngsabo: cause she thinks im tryna holla at her :comeon:

She finally turns around an noticed the video model walking in and her face was :noah:


Im like yeah bytch i wasn't looking at your troll ass :smugdraper:
 

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rep for you by the way cause this shyt just happen to me.



So i was at shoppers and needed some help with their dumb ass self check which never fukking works.:why:

So i asked the troll that works there to help. She comes over swipes her card and sparks up a slight convo.

Im like ok bytch thanks :smugfavre:

She goes back to her register and as she was going back i notice this bad ass video model looking bytch comes in.:gladbron:


Im like :pachaha:


The troll looks back at me like :youngsabo: cause she thinks im tryna holla at her :comeon:

She finally turns around an noticed the video model walking in and her face was :noah:


Im like yeah bytch i wasn't looking at your troll ass :smugdraper:

:smugfavre: my nikka
 

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i was at a bar waiting for my wife last Friday something like this happened. i was taught to always be kind to women, so this is how the convo went sitting at the bar.

me: excuse me sweetheart, could you hand me a napkin?
her: i am not your sweetheart...
me: :weirdo:
her friend: ooh girl. you should see the look he's giving you.


i think she was afraid to turn around becuz she probaly felt the ether coming. my wife came in and she just kinda looked at me.

:scusthov: That's on you calling every bytch a sweetheart.
 
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