Ugly B!tches On Your Nuts Unappreciation

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I was washing clothes at the laundromat this weekened, just minding my business. A middle age white lady saw I had a walking boot on (recovering from surgery for a broken foot) and started up a convo with me. I'm not really talkative to strangers like that, but I'm not a rude person, so i chatted it up with her a little.

nikka! I'm bringing my clothes from the washer to put them in the dryer and a fukking sack of dro falls from my clothes to the ground. I went crazy looking for that shyt 2 weeks ago when I lost it. I guess it was in one of my pockets are something.

I pick it up real quick, but the only other person who saw it was the white lady. I guess the cat was out the bag, so she starts talking to me about weed and how its hard for her to get quality weed. I was like, that's messed up, I got a dro man a few doors down from me.

So she ask can I get her some after were done. She waits for me to finish and follows me to the house. I get her the eight, only charge her $60 she smokes a blunt with me and dips. I told her to hit me up if she needed green

Man not even 10 minutes after this bytch leaves, she texting me all kind of fukking freaky shyt bytch look like Marge Simpson I was just being nice, i didn't sign up for this shyt It's like, you can't even be cool with ugly hoe's no more, they be getting the wrong idea

 

[Black]

u wanna fukk her huh?

 

[Harry Sax]

if u fukk her in the a$$hole it doesnt count as sex

 

[SubLyminalz]

at least get thee head breh

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

at least get thee head breh

That's what all my homies said.

 

[King Jove]

yeah, you should of at least got some neck breh

 

[Mr. Nobody]

nikkaz always sayin get some head but i'm str8 if tha bytch is that toe up i don't need her in my life in any type of way

 

[EQ.]

If your a black male you need some white ugly older women on your side. Call it an insurance policy with a stank vagina.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Man fukk y'all. Y'all sound like my homies talking bout just get some head or p*ssy is p*ssy, I'm not attracted to that bytch b

 

[EQ.]

Man **** y'all. Y'all sound like my homies talking bout just get some head or ***** is *****, I'm not attracted to that ***** b

I feel your pain breh because we all know

 

[Lewis Black]

Man not even 10 minutes after this bytch leaves, she texting me all kind of fukking freaky shyt bytch look like Marge Simpson I was just being nice, i didn't sign up for this shyt It's like, you can't even be cool with ugly hoe's no more, they be getting the wrong idea

 

[King Jove]

you can tell marge is a freak. she be actin all innocent but she a freak doe. she smashed homer in a windmill on a putt-putt golf course. she gets down.

 

[Rominati]

I was washing clothes at the laundromat this weekened, just minding my business. A middle age white lady saw I had a walking boot on (recovering from surgery for a broken foot) and started up a convo with me. I'm not really talkative to strangers like that, but I'm not a rude person, so i chatted it up with her a little.

nikka! I'm bringing my clothes from the washer to put them in the dryer and a fukking sack of dro falls from my clothes to the ground. I went crazy looking for that shyt 2 weeks ago when I lost it. I guess it was in one of my pockets are something.

I pick it up real quick, but the only other person who saw it was the white lady. I guess the cat was out the bag, so she starts talking to me about weed and how its hard for her to get quality weed. I was like, that's messed up, I got a dro man a few doors down from me.

So she ask can I get her some after were done. She waits for me to finish and follows me to the house. I get her the eight, only charge her $60 she smokes a blunt with me and dips. I told her to hit me up if she needed green

Man not even 10 minutes after this bytch leaves, she texting me all kind of fukking freaky shyt bytch look like Marge Simpson I was just being nice, i didn't sign up for this shyt It's like, you can't even be cool with ugly hoe's no more, they be getting the wrong idea

Smash her doggie, You kno you wanna

 

[Hannibal Fox]

T/S a woman is throwing the p*ssy at you and your in here posting?

You had no intention of getting at her and she's texting your phone, you must have misread the signals in any case the answer is simple:



Raisin belly ftw

 

[MikelArteta]

If you talk to any chick they think u want to smash even though they lookin like Rosie odonnel