Gay guy in my building confronted me, trying to say I didn't just pick up after my dog.
Gay guy: "Hey! You! Excuse me! Excuuuuse meee!"
Me:
Gay guy: "Pick that up!"
Me: "Pick what up?"
Gay guy: "What your dog just did!"
Me: "She peed. She didn't do anything else."
Gay guy: "Are you sure?"
Me: "Yes, I'm sure."
Gay guy: "Well, I'm going to check. And if I find something, I'm coming to find you."
Me: "Okay, you do that."
Dude looks almost EXACTLY like this guy:
Gay guy: "Hey! You! Excuse me! Excuuuuse meee!"
Me:
Gay guy: "Pick that up!"
Me: "Pick what up?"
Gay guy: "What your dog just did!"
Me: "She peed. She didn't do anything else."
Gay guy: "Are you sure?"
Me: "Yes, I'm sure."
Gay guy: "Well, I'm going to check. And if I find something, I'm coming to find you."
Me: "Okay, you do that."
Dude looks almost EXACTLY like this guy: