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[Nintendough]

Tonight, ladies and gentleman is the marquee singles match on the card before the big main event battle royal. We have a clash that the people have been waiting for @Hollywood Hogan vs @Beautiful Bobby Eatin in one of the most anticipated matches. The butts are planted firmly in the seats for this duel. The question tonight is can Bobby overcome the backstage politics of Hogan? Will Hogan give bobby the rub? Will Hogan do some foolishness to put the shine on himself....tonight we find out folks.





*Ding, Ding, Ding* In this contest...it will be a one fall with no time limit. The first man to pin his opponent or cause submission will be named the winner.







Announcing the first opponent....from the the halls of Montezuma...weighing a brolic 219 pounds, the beautiful one himself, the legend....... @Beautiful Bobby Eatin !!!!!!



*music hits*








KG Ross: Here comes Bobby Eatin, as Beautiful as ever. The women ringside are screaming, the ring rats in the back are doing percentages to offer him discounts on the poon tang...his entrance is a spectacle to behold. You won't find this at any other event folks...especially not a CenaIsPureGarbage trashfest!

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

I'VE GOT BOOKERMAN BISCHOFF IN MY CORNER AND I GAVE BOBBY EATIN THE SOFTEST HANDSHAKE OF ALL TIME, BROTHER! JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE FOR HOLLYWOOD, DUDE!

 

[Nintendough]

And now...the man who has wrestled all over the world, his name a household phenomenon from the 80's until now. The man who needs no introduction since his name speaks volumes itself....the icon of wrestling. HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN!!!!!!





*music hits*...*The biggest icon in wrestling*











KG Ross: I have chills off of this one....this match will decide many things. The implications it will have are tremendous, the impact uncalculable. This man @Hollywood Hogan has danced with them all. He has performed the blood and sweat tango with many warriors and usually always finds a way to come out on top....or so Pat says!




KG Ross: The electricity in the air in amazing right now....these men are staring each other down in the ring.



*Hogan and Eatin stare each other down...looking side to side at the crowd as each sections tries to out pop each other*

 

[StarClout]

Tonight, ladies and gentleman is the marquee singles match on the card before the big main event battle royal. We have a clash that the people have been waiting for @Hollywood Hogan vs @Beautiful Bobby Eatin in one of the most anticipated matches. The butts are planted firmly in the seats for this duel. The question tonight is can Bobby overcome the backstage politics of Hogan? Will Hogan give bobby the rub? Will Hogan do some foolishness to put the shine on himself....tonight we find out folks.





*Ding, Ding, Ding* In this contest...it will be a one fall with no time limit. The first man to pin his opponent or cause submission will be named the winner.







Announcing the first opponent....from the the halls of Montezuma...weighing a brolic 219 pounds, the beautiful one himself, the legend....... @Beautiful Bobby Eatin !!!!!!



*music hits*


Midnight Express Wrestling Theme - YouTube





KG Ross: Here comes Bobby Eatin, as Beautiful as ever. The women ringside are screaming, the ring rats in the back are doing percentages to offer him discounts on the poon tang...his entrance is a spectacle to behold. You won't find this at any other event folks...especially not a CenaIsPureGarbage trashfest!

Yeah Eatin may be swooning the women but that means jack in a main event against Hogan!

and it's not good to make fun of events less fortunate than ours

 

[Nintendough]

Yeah Eatin may be swooning the women but that means jack against in a main event against Hogan!

and it's not good to make fun of events less fortunate than ours

:KG Ross: - Screw that trashfest! That wasn't no slobber knocker, I wouldn't have tossed it to my dog as a chew toy!




*Eatin and Hogan lock up and jock for positioning*



*Hogan tries to overpower Eatin but Eatin shoves him into the turnbuckle with a burst of power*



KG Ross: Wow! It looks like Eatin is showing Hogan he is no slouch in the power department!



*Hogan attempts to lock up with Eatin again to protect his ego but once again gets out muscled into turnbuckle*



*Hogan procedes to tell the crowd he is done by waving Eatin off and leaving the ring*



KG Ross: Where ya going big man?! The match is in the ring...he is either afraid of Eatin or just playing mind games. Remember folks Hogan is a crafty vet!!!

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Get your ass back in here Hogan!

 

[Nintendough]

*Hogan eventually walks back into the ring and offers to lock fingers for the strength test*




*Eatin reluctantly engages in fear of a trick on Hogan's part*





*Hogan decides to play it fair but once Eatin begins to win the battle he knees Eatin in the stomach*






*Eatin is hunched over and Hogan pokes him in the eye with his thumb*







*Hogan grabs Bobby's hands and mocks the strength test making it seem as if he won it while taunting the crowd*







*Eatin, begins to feel momentum build as the crowd chants his name in support*






* Eatin eventually overcomes and wins the power test again*







*Hogan cries in agony, releases from it and runs out the ring again waving off Eatin to signal his disgust*







KG Ross: Hogan has once again retreated from the ring. His tricks didn't work and Eatin seems to be giving chase to Hogan!!!






*Eatin grabs Hogan from behind by Hogan's struggle locks of hair to pull him back in the ring*



*Crowd gives hug pop at the sight of Hogan overreacting in fear of Eatin*




*Hogan is on his knees begging Eatin not to hit him*



*Eatin approaches and Hogan delivers a low blow*

 

[Nintendough]

KG Ross: Hogan is a cheater, a low down cheater I tell YA!!!! A yella stripe done his back!!!





*Hogan begins runs into the ropes to give Eatin the leg drop but Eatin moves out of the way*





*Eatin takes advantage by locking Hogan into the texas clover leaf*




KG Ross: He has him locked in!!!!!!!!



*Hogan struggles to break free...eventually reaching the ropes but Eatin is able to drag him from the ropes*



*Hogan taps out*





@Beautiful Bobby Eatin is declared winner.

 

[Swiggy]

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

*Hogan taps out*

I WAS MERELY TESTING THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF THE RING SO THE OTHER SUPERSTARS AREN'T IN DANGER, BROTHER! BUT I CAN SEE HOW YOU MIGHT MISINTERPRET THAT, DUDE!

Spoiler

I'M fukkING GOING OVER IN THE REMATCH, JACK!

 

[StarClout]

KG Ross: Hogan is a cheater, a low down cheater I tell YA!!!! A yella stripe done his back!!!





*Hogan begins runs into the ropes to give Eatin the leg drop but Eatin moves out of the way*





*Eatin takes advantage by locking Hogan into the texas clover leaf*




KG Ross: He has him locked in!!!!!!!!



*Hogan struggles to break free...eventually reaching the ropes but Eatin is able to drag him from the ropes*



*Hogan taps out*





@Beautiful Bobby Eatin is declared winner.

I'll be damned. Eatin is one of the few to make Hogan tap out! This feud is far from over KG

what happened to the Divas match before the battle royal KG Ross?

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

"With a tear... in my eye! This is the greatest moment in my life." That line is what got me started in this business and it holds true with how I feel right now. Hogan, you tried every trick in the book short of hitting me with the shovel you tried to bury me with. And now you are a broken mass on the floor of your dressing room. Beaten with the very finishing move of a man you called a vanilla midget. Enjoy the irony Hulkster.

Now, I move on the bigger things. The most prestigious tournament in the game today. The Red X Memorial Cup. I officially throw my hat as the first participant. And I will win. And that my friends, is from a beautiful mind...

 

[CQIII]

@ this PPV...

*Goes back to training for the battle royal*

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Shame I won't get to kick WC's head off, but make no mistake, Prince Wolf's ready!

 

[Evil genius Jay]

He coming...
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