TSC Evaluation #58: John Cena
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Mantis Toboggan M.D.
Drink wolf cola
This never gets old.
I’ve heard this call at least 7-8 times and it’s still just as funny
. This is easy one of the best prank calls ever made, and it might’ve done more to get him over than anything the E has done since 2005 
Cokeboy had such an easy chance to make a megastar with crossover potential and shyt the bed so badly with him trying to make him a diet version of Austin and the a diet version of hogan
Womb Raider
movin' thru the city streets
9
Dude has everything you want in The Guy: charisma, muscles/strength, crowd manipulation, championship pedigree. His rapping gimmick was sick and his initial push was damn good. That parking lot brawl with EG was dope, Rock/Cena was a fukking dream, his First Blood match with JBL is one of my favorite matches ever. His feuds with Lesnar and Big Show are also very memorable. It’s a shame that his career has been long as hell but his doesn’t have too many memorable moments that weren’t in the start of his career.
I can’t give him a 10 because his gimmick has been the same for almost 2 decades.
Dude has everything you want in The Guy: charisma, muscles/strength, crowd manipulation, championship pedigree. His rapping gimmick was sick and his initial push was damn good. That parking lot brawl with EG was dope, Rock/Cena was a fukking dream, his First Blood match with JBL is one of my favorite matches ever. His feuds with Lesnar and Big Show are also very memorable. It’s a shame that his career has been long as hell but his doesn’t have too many memorable moments that weren’t in the start of his career.
I can’t give him a 10 because his gimmick has been the same for almost 2 decades.