TSC Evaluation #123: New Jack

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The Intergalactic Koala

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Only difference is New Jack is unapologetic. :demonic: Nick Gage immediately apologized after seeing that he slit open David Arquette’s neck... New Jack wouldn’t :whoa:

To be fair, Gage securing that new found indie bag, New Jack burns bags and bridges without a sense of damn given. Reminds me of the shoot where he said that folks told him not to shake Vince's hand because "Vince". New Jack was like:gucci: *reaches for Vince hand* "Hey my names New Jack"


Vince:

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"Hey...pal"

*runs back into office*

"PATTERSON GET IT HERE"

"Yes Boss":ld:

"When did Flash Funk get rehired?!? and why did he shake my hand?!?"

"That was New Jack sir"

"New what?"

"New Jack"

"I loved that movie":whoo:

"Tell Nino to get the fukk out of my building"

"ok...boss":ld:
 

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New Jack is a very hard dude to rate, cause my nostalgia wants me to instantly give him a 10, but I'm going to take into account everything and give him a favorable 7. I was never not entertained by New Jack growing up. His charisma/promo ability is probably a 30/10, he was simply too real even for the 90s. I'm hearing his theme right now as I'm typing this :wow:I'm also hearing the b-grade version from that terrible Hardcore Revolution game :russ: as far as in the ring, New Jack was basically Terry Funk/Sandman, 100% brawling style and seemingly had no actual training. I couldn't name you any "classic" matches he had, but he was apart of a ton of moments in wrestling. I used to want to see New Jack in the WWF/E, but post-2001, I had no doubt he'd never come. He's just too real and unpredictable for that company. Don't even get me started on 2018/9 WWE, there's no way in hell they'd even acknowledge him in passing. I've heard tons of stories about him over the years both describing how he's too real and also how he's an unpredictable lowlife scumbag, so I guess the high 7 rating I'm giving him is also part of his mystique.

I've seen some of these several times. The realism in these is unmatched. You just couldn't get anything like this today.




 

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6... He's one of the best at promos... Dude paved the way for all the gangsta gimmicks in wrestling today... He always had some dope theme music..


The Gangstas Smoky Mountain Wrestling Theme



New Jack - ECW Anarchy Rulz Theme ft. Bootsy Collins

 

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like I said before in one of these threads on the coli..dude needs to start a weekly podcast..new jack easily top 10 in cutting promos.

definitely the reason I started buying shoot interviews from RF video.

cut one hell of a promo on the dudleys at ecw's the night the line was crossed but now I can't find it.

enjoyed his run in ECW when he was tagging with Mustafa and kronus rather than his solo shyt..
 

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I like his promos, but in ring wise :heh:

He could have had a run as a manager somewhere, but decided to spend his final wrestling days doing garbage wrestling at your local high school gym or YMCA
 
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