Trump says he's changing the name of The Gulf of Mexico to The Gulf of America

[Scustin Bieburr]

your post is bullshyt. there is no universe where america leaves NATO, and the EU isn't begging us to stay

Yeah just like there's no universe where the mightiest military would occupy two countries and absolutely fail to make any sort of meaningful regime change, while completely blowing a government surplus and causing a financial crisis.

Or no way a senile old racist with no political or military experience would ever become president and go around threatening tariffs on the country that makes all our shyt and get re elected after supporting a failed coup and having over 30 felonies.

Or no way that a billionaire would actually be allowed to fukk around with government proceedings and threaten anyone who opposes him by offering to fund their competition in the next election if he didn't get his way.

I don't know where the fukk you've been the last ten years but "that will never happen" is a dead phrase. Anything is possible.

 

[Elim Garak]

Rename the Whitehouse The PayPal Palace...

Trump the type that will really sell the naming rights for a price lmao.

 

[BuckFilly]

 

[daemonova]

 

[the cac mamba]

Yeah just like there's no universe where the mightiest military would occupy two countries and absolutely fail to make any sort of meaningful regime change, while completely blowing a government surplus and causing a financial crisis.

Or no way a senile old racist with no political or military experience would ever become president and go around threatening tariffs on the country that makes all our shyt and get re elected after supporting a failed coup and having over 30 felonies.

Or no way that a billionaire would actually be allowed to fukk around with government proceedings and threaten anyone who opposes him by offering to fund their competition in the next election if he didn't get his way.

I don't know where the fukk you've been the last ten years but "that will never happen" is a dead phrase. Anything is possible.

no. you're wrong. the EU needs america to stay in NATO

it's america that doesn't need to be there

 

[TheJet]

Trump says he's changing the name of Hawaii to the Spam Islands

 

[newworldafro]

Going Rename California to Trumpafornia.

 

[ReasonableMatic]

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

Big clit claudia

 

[horizon]

Competent heads of state

 

[MikelArteta]

It's going to be a wild 4 years.

4 years

trump gonna be in charge till he dies

 

[the bossman]

I don't know where the fukk you've been the last ten years but "that will never happen" is a dead phrase. Anything is possible.

We are pretty much in unchartered waters with this

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Yeah just ignore the part of my post where i said they'd start adding more funding to their militaries.

It's not like they've already been doing that.

Oh wait

Defence spending boost: Which EU countries are investing the most?

Largely fuelled by the war in Ukraine, EU member states' military spending peaked at €279 billion in 2023, with 2024 expected to hit €326 billion. #EuropeInMotion

www.euronews.com

They don't want to spend more money on their militaries because they're no longer at each other's throats like they'd been for literally hundreds of years. But if america is behaving like a fukking retard, of course they'll have to get ready. They made the mistake of assuming america isn't full of morons who would vote for someone as stupid as them who would make aggressive gestures towards America's own allies.

On the low, Europe has thought Americans are dumb jock status for years. I had heard from some travelers and relatives that they call our politics “Cowboy politics” because of how absolutely simple minded it is and how it lacks nuance.

I think where they fukked up is in thinking that a coalition of the stupid couldn’t someday form and hand the country over to literal fascists. Such an irony, those 1950s days they want to go back to was built off the destruction of outwardly expressed fascism for the more discreet kind practices by America, Britain, France, etc opt for which has now, because it went unchecked and unresolved, has mutated and festered into a new hybridized version of the fascism their racist grandparents and great grandparents fought. A fascism which aims to entertain and distract the fukk out of this coalition of the stupid while the country descends further away from that lily white 1950s cac dream and into a world of neo-medievalism.

If these wealthy cacs delay the Super Bowl by even a minute perhaps that would finally arouse some suspicion from the coalition of the stupid. Maybe they’ll realize that they’re losers that always get sold up the river? I doubt it, but crazy things have happened so maybe the crazy pendulum will swing in a favorable direction. If nothing else, I think people of good conscience need to leave decorum at the door and swing that pendulum regardless. Muck up their plans of mucking things up. Do anything to disrupt and impede their progress with their own tactics turned on them. Perhaps all the fukkery will finally make that pendulum snap and fall on this stolen, blood soaked land.

 

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Wowww Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum responds to Trump on his proposal to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico — and points to a 17th century map of greater México.

“We are going to call it América Mexicana. It sounds pretty, no?”



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[Scustin Bieburr]

4 years

trump gonna be in charge till he dies

If he's assassinated it will be the least surprising thing to ever happen in American politics.

An a$$hole who decides to declare economic war on the world and fukk everyone's money up while enraging some of the same armed rednecks that voted for him.