You're an idiot. No one said Canada would win a war against USA it's the insurgency that would cripple your azz and strike fear into America
It's different when you have a ocean separating you and fighting against low IQ taliban who don't understand your language.
The last war that the U.S won was against Grenada.

We’ve been getting our asses whooped and forced to leave with our tails tucked by so called 3rd world countries since WW2 ended and these GI Joe dudes think the U.S is just going to waltz into a fully developed economy and take over.
