Trump Space Force 1’s.
convict is proud of them Space Force 1’s.
the Trump Sneakers, only $399, what a steal! They're made from the finest materials, probably even moon leather. Yes, that's right, leather from the moon. I had NASA send up a special mission just to get it. Nobody else could've pulled that off, believe me.
And let me tell you, these sneakers, they make you run faster, jump higher, and they're even designed to make you smarter. Just by wearing them, you could solve complex problems, like how to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. The left hates it because they can't stand the idea of anyone being more successful, more athletic, or smarter than they are, especially if it's thanks to Trump Sneakers. Sad!