Triple H Presents - How to bury 101

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Take note of what happens to the people he beats after he does so.

• January - Wins Royal Rumble 2002 - eliminating Kurt Angle
• February - No Way out 02 - Loses to Kurt Angle for #1 contendership for Undisputed title, with Stephanie's interference...but it didn't matter because...
• February - the next night on Raw - Ric Flair grants HHH rematch for #1 contendership. He wins and gets Main event at Mania back.
  
  
• March - Wrestlemania X8 - Beats Chris Jericho for Undisputed title clean.
• April - The only dude with creative muscle over him - Hollywood Hogan Beats HHH for Undisputed title
• May - Insurrextion - Pins Undertaker Clean with pedigree [this will be important later]
• May - Judgement Day - Beats Chris Jericho in HIAC [it is shocking how jericho plummets down the card after this]
• June - KOTR - Undertaker beats HHH and retains Undisputed title...with a rollup. That is right, UNDERTAKER DID A ROLL UP TO BEAT HHH note; Chris Jericho in vengance 02, did his first of MANY jobs to JOHN CENA in the 4th match on that card...he had just main evented wrestle fukking mania with HHH...right?
• August - Summerslam - HBK beats HHH in a street fight [an UNSANCTIONED street fight..whatever that means...this match is ten minutes longer than the main event, or any other match on the card. Afterward he demolishes HBK and he goes off on a stretcher. HHH walks off fine.]
• September 2nd - HHH is HANDED The WHC big gold belt by Eric Bischoff
• September - Unforgivent - HHH Defeats Rob Van Dam in main event for WHC
• October - No Mercy - HHH Defeats Kane to Unify the Intercontinental title and the HWC title ...note; RVD, who main evented the ppv the month before, was in the 3rd match and beat ric flair in 7 minutes...ric flair who later accompanied HHH as he won his main even match, in fine shape.
• November - HBK wins WHC in an elimination chamber (protecting HHH...and kliqed up). The next night, btw, HBK faced RVD and HHH helped HBK win
• December - Armageddon - HHH Beats HBK for WHC in 40 minute match. Y2J was in the opening bout and RVD was not on the card.
• January - RR03 - Steiner beat HHH by DQ [basically flair and HHH Beat his ass and walked out with the belt]
• Feb - NWO03 - HHH Beats Scott steiner to retain WHC ....Chris Jericho, Kane and Rob Van Dam where in matches 1 and 2 of this PPV.
• March - Mania XIX HHH Beats Booker T after....I'm not even going to get into it again
• April 03 - Backlash - HHH, Ric Flair and Chris Jericho defeated Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash and Booker T...Note; Scott Steiner, who had JUST completed a main event program with HHH was in the dark match of this ppv with a 2 minute match vs RICO
• May 03 - Judgement day - Kevin Nash Beats HHH by DQ...he retains the title
• June 03 - INsurrextion [not in us] - HHH Beats Kevin Nash in street fight
• June 03 - Badblood - HHH Beats Kevin nash in HIAC...nash sure is doing a solid for his boy huh? ...Booker T meanwhile, beat christian..by dq...and did not win the IC belt
• August 03 - SS - HHH beats Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Nash, HBK, and Goldberg, in an elimination chamber to retain the WHC
• September - Unforgivent - Goldberg Defeats HHH for WHC finally

Damn breh...

THATS so much worse than even I REMEMBER.

 

[StatUS]

He's a piece of trash what else is new

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

The GOAT

Besides that horrible and mercifully short face run, everything HHH did from 2002-06 face turn was fine by me.

 

[TrueEpic08]

Take note of what happens to the people he beats after he does so.

• January - Wins Royal Rumble 2002 - eliminating Kurt Angle
• February - No Way out 02 - Loses to Kurt Angle for #1 contendership for Undisputed title, with Stephanie's interference...but it didn't matter because...
• February - the next night on Raw - Ric Flair grants HHH rematch for #1 contendership. He wins and gets Main event at Mania back.
  
  
• March - Wrestlemania X8 - Beats Chris Jericho for Undisputed title clean.
• April - The only dude with creative muscle over him - Hollywood Hogan Beats HHH for Undisputed title
• May - Insurrextion - Pins Undertaker Clean with pedigree [this will be important later]
• May - Judgement Day - Beats Chris Jericho in HIAC [it is shocking how jericho plummets down the card after this]
• June - KOTR - Undertaker beats HHH and retains Undisputed title...with a rollup. That is right, UNDERTAKER DID A ROLL UP TO BEAT HHH
• August - Summerslam - HBK beats HHH in a street fight [and UNSANCTIONED street fight..whatever that means...this match is ten minutes longer than the main event, or any other match on the card]
• September 2nd - HHH is HANDED The WHC big gold belt by Eric Bischoff
• September - Unforgivent - HHH Defeats Rob Van Dam in main event for WHC
• October - No Mercy - HHH Defeats Kane to Unify the Intercontinental title and the HWC title ...note; RVD, who main evented the ppv the month before, was in the 3rd match and beat ric flair in 7 minutes...ric flair who later accompanied HHH as he won his main even match, in fine shape.
• November - HBK wins WHC in an elimination chamber (protecting HHH...and kliqed up). The next night, btw, HBK faced RVD and HHH helped HBK win
• December - Armageddon - HHH Beats HBK for WHC in 40 minute match. Y2J was in the opening bout and RVD was not on the card.
• January - RR03 - Steiner beat HHH by DQ [basically flair and HHH Beat his ass and walked out with the belt]
• Feb - NWO03 - HHH Beats Scott steiner to retain WHC ....Chris Jericho, Kane and Rob Van Dam where in matches 1 and 2 of this PPV.
• March - Mania XIX HHH Beats Booker T after....I'm not even going to get into it again
• May 03 - Judgement day - Kevin Nash Beats HHH by DQ...he retains the title
• June 03 - INsurrextion [not in us] - HHH Beats Kevin Nash in street fight
• June 03 - Badblood - HHH Beats Kevin nash in HIAC...nash sure is doing a solid for his boy huh? ...Booker T meanwhile, beat christian..by dq...and did not win the IC belt
• August 03 - SS - HHH beats Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Nash, HBK, and Goldberg, in an elimination chamber to retain the WHC
• September - Unforgivent - Goldberg Defeats HHH for WHC finally

Damn breh...

THATS so much worse than even I REMEMBER.

What you didn't mention about all of this is the fact that like 10% of his matches were any good thanks to him getting bloated during rehab.

Then he tried to get the Sleeper Hold over

Then he tried to get the Indian Deathlock over

Then he tore his groin and STILL couldn't just drop the fukking belt in the Elimination Chamber even though he literally could only work 5 seconds of the match and EVERYONE wanted Goldberg to win.

Then he spent Goldberg's title reign being booked to make him look like a chump.

Then there was HHH/Michaels: The Final Chapter, also known as the most overrated set of matches in wrestling history. In between all of this was a Benoit title reign, but nobody cared about that because we needed to see segments of Hunter fukking with Eugene. At the end of that chapter of this debacle, we got one of the worst HIACs of all time at Bad Blood. Just awful.

Then there was the Orton fiasco, followed by him FINALLY putting Batista over.

I mean, Hunter pissed away fukking yottagrams of goodwill and then some with the garbage he pulled from 2002-2005.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

This rivals the tale of Hogan's creative control back on

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Stop lying about those HHH matches. After that SS 02 match with HBK, HHH was getting back to form and having good matches unless working with total bums like Nash or Drop Foot Steiner.

 

[TrueEpic08]

Stop lying about those HHH matches. After that SS 02 match with HBK, HHH was getting back to form and having good matches unless working with total bums like Nash or Drop Foot Steiner.

I don't remember these good matches materializing until '04, when he'd finally gotten over all the injury issues. Before then he was either too bloated or too injured to have anything other than an average plodding main event match.

In fact, he really didn't get into his peak post-2000 shape until he came back from his second quad injury in 2007.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

read that september 02 - december 02...that shyt is insane...they create a belt for him, he buries their 2 biggest new stars, he beats up his homie, then books a program where he shyts all over scott steiner for 3 months

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Steiner got him in the physique contest and arm wrestling IIRC


just realized this all happened within 2 yrs, compared to Hogan's decade

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

and nikkas think edge was a bigger heel than him? Trips was almost beyond heel hate and was borderline despised...i sometimes feel as if they did it to build a megaface but when you look at benoit, orton, and batista...none of them panned out as a face after feuding with trips that well...Benoit got a amazing mania match and a decent run but lost steam quickly. Orton was slightly over as a face but was stale as day old mayo when it came to a character back then. Batista was cool but was always injured...

 

[MewTwo]

You can't complain about Hogan though. Hollywood Hogan was one of the most entertaining gimmicks of all time. HHH was just a snorefest to watch on the mic and in the ring.

Hogan's heel run was superior to hardcore pornagraphy.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

All that burying came back to bite him in the ass when he had to wrestle Orton Umaga n Orton at 1 ppv. The ME scene was +crippled

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Steiner got him in the physique contest and arm wrestling IIRC


just realized this all happened within 2 yrs, compared to Hogan's decade

Like...14 months LOL



About 1:45 in...this shyt was almost a shoot; ya see, HHH was playing games with steiner and stringing him along....dude was cannon fodder...he got buried brutal here.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

You can't complain about Hogan though. Hollywood Hogan was one of the most entertaining gimmicks of all time. HHH was just a snorefest to watch on the mic and in the ring.

Hogan's heel run was superior to hardcore pornagraphy.

I'm referring to the thread about Pukeamania in the 80s brother. Hollywood was a great persona but let's be real back rakes eye pokes and belt lashings aint superior to hardcore pornography

 

[MewTwo]

I'm referring to the thread about Pukeamania in the 80s brother. Hollywood was a great persona but let's be real back rakes eye pokes and belt lashings aint superior to hardcore pornography

Nah you smoking. Even when he was a mega face in the 80's he was entertaining. Hogan is a God, brotha.