Toyota Prius' in parking lots unappreciation thread

[Ninjaz In Paris]

My guy has a Prius & drove from LA to Sacramento & back & drove around LA to Inland Empire on 1 tank of Gas & still had some left in that bytch. The car was quiet as fukk too... I couldn't even tell it was on most of the time...

Toyota is run by Satan brush...

 

[My neck and my back]

fukk YOU GIZZLE. YOU PROLLY BE LAUGHING AT MY COMPANY CAR. I GOT A PIC FOR YOU IN ONE SEC.

GET MAD. THAT'S AFTER HAVING THE CAR ON FOR 10 STRAIGHT HOURS. I DON'T EVEN BOTHER TURNING IT OFF SOMETIMES AT WORK. I FINISH MY SHIFT AND PUT 7 DOLLARS IN GAS IN IT AFTER DOING 100 MILES. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.




















I DO FEEL LIKE A p*ssy DRIVING THAT BULLshyt THOUGH.

i bet when you honk the horn it sound like a gay nikka smacking his lips.

 

[Sad Bunny]

fukk YOU GIZZLE. YOU PROLLY BE LAUGHING AT MY COMPANY CAR. I GOT A PIC FOR YOU IN ONE SEC.

GET MAD. THAT'S AFTER HAVING THE CAR ON FOR 10 STRAIGHT HOURS. I DON'T EVEN BOTHER TURNING IT OFF SOMETIMES AT WORK. I FINISH MY SHIFT AND PUT 7 DOLLARS IN GAS IN IT AFTER DOING 100 MILES. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.




















I DO FEEL LIKE A p*ssy DRIVING THAT BULLshyt THOUGH.

48 mpg

 

[jadillac]

You can't be a man and own a Prius without being considered a p*ssy.

Larry David drives a Prius

John Mayer drives one.

A bunch of celebs drive them as their main cars and they obviously dont need the money.

To a regular person, saving money on gas >>>> what a few people might think about you. If this was 2001, then yeah, maybe a man shouldnt be caught in a Prius.


But this thing right here get's like 42 mpg...I'd drive this in a heartbeat.

 

[Born2BKing]

We will have sex in your car again!!













-Dirty Mike and the boys

 

[winb83]

I'd rather have a Volt.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

OH THAT 48 IS CITY DRIVING IN ANN ARBOR. DON'T LET ME HAVE TO PUT IT ON THE FREEWAY. IT PUSHES 60-70 ONCE YOU'RE AT CRUISING SPEED.

 

[dr. pill biden]

OH THAT 48 IS CITY DRIVING IN ANN ARBOR. DON'T LET ME HAVE TO PUT IT ON THE FREEWAY. IT PUSHES 60-70 ONCE YOU'RE AT CRUISING SPEED.

I need dat!!!!

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

I'd rather have a Volt.

Ewww, why?

To spend like four hours charging for a 35 mile range?

 

[winb83]

Ewww, why?

To spend like four hours charging for a 35 mile range?

My city is small enough so most of the time I'd never have to use gas.

 

[G-Zeus]

i thought it was about how when their in parking spots.. you think u found a spot until right before u turn and and

 

[Swiggy]

One of my homegirls gave me a ride home once from this party, and she got that Prius hybrid. I dunno if they all hybrids, but this ish was crazy.

I was all "Why the fukk yo car not making any noise?"

Then she told me, and I felt like I just sobered mid-fukk with an ugly bytch

"Thanks for the lift, baby" was all I could say. My neighbor saw me come home in that shyt

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

One of my homegirls gave me a ride home once from this party, and she got that Prius hybrid. I dunno if they all hybrids, but this ish was crazy.

I was all "Why the fukk yo car not making any noise?"

Then she told me, and I felt like I just sobered mid-fukk with an ugly bytch

"Thanks for the lift, baby" was all I could say. My neighbor saw me come home in that shyt

THE ENGINE MAKES NO NOISE WHEN SITTING STILL. I LEFT IT ON OVERNIGHT AND IT STILL HAD 3/4 A TANK WHEN I GOT IN THE NEXT MORNING. THAT MISTAKE COST ME 4 BUCKS IN GAS. I GET SO WASTEFUL WHEN I DRIVE THAT THING. I KINDA WANT TO BUY ONE. GONNA PUT SOME 9 INCH SPINNERS ON THAT HOE.

 

[Swiggy]

THE ENGINE MAKES NO NOISE WHEN SITTING STILL. I LEFT IT ON OVERNIGHT AND IT STILL HAD 3/4 A TANK WHEN I GOT IN THE NEXT MORNING. THAT MISTAKE COST ME 4 BUCKS IN GAS. I GET SO WASTEFUL WHEN I DRIVE THAT THING. I KINDA WANT TO BUY ONE. GONNA PUT SOME 9 INCH SPINNERS ON THAT HOE.

If I had to get one, I'd paint that ish up to look like Blurr from the Transformers

 

[DrunkenNovice]

I was talking about this in the show room, but I think you're gonna see a lot of people switching over to diesel soon because of the MPG boost without the power loss.
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On topic, never has a prius sneak up on me.