Top 5 unconvincing tough guys in film EDIT: Updated with pt. 2

[ViShawn]

 

[richaveli83]

Why did it take so long for someone to post him?!

 

[Won Won]

Topher Grace as Eddie Brock/Venom and as a serial killer in Predators

 

[8WON6]

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

and when you rewatch them a couple times its actually crazy how he absolutely wrecks everyone who faces him...VERY ACCOMPLISHED HAND TO HAND FIGHTERS, and nobody stands a chance vs. Paul Atredes...he's trained but he's on some unbeatable shyt lmao

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

and when you rewatch them a couple times its actually crazy how he absolutely wrecks everyone who faces him...VERY ACCOMPLISHED HAND TO HAND FIGHTERS, and nobody stands a chance vs. Paul Atredes...he's trained but he's on some unbeatable shyt lmao

Dude has superpowers, and the character is supposed to be a teenager. The movie doesn't show it, but the "wierding way" basically let's you teleport short distances. Combine that with his precognitive abilities, and he's washing anyone.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Dude has superpowers, and the character is supposed to be a teenager. The movie doesn't show it, but the "wierding way" basically let's you teleport short distances. Combine that with his precognitive abilities, and he's washing anyone.

well he doesn't have those powers until his final fight in dune 2 (other than the voice), but he's the hero of the movie, i 100% get it. It was an observation, not a complaint really.

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

Ralph Fiennes in Red Dragon. The character is supposed to be a massive bodybuilder. Fiennes is appropriately creepy, but not physically imposing at all.

Steven Segal could be the top 5 by himself, lol

 

[shopthatwrecks]

captain bennett, the final boss of commando

• leather chaps
• sleeveless tee
• chain mail vest
• leather belt which turns the vest into a skirt
• fingerless leather gloves
• dog chain choker
• flat top
• push broom mustache
• gay (arnie: "come on bennett, let's party" bennett: "i don't need girls... I DON'T NEED GIRLS!!!")
• gets got by a random piece of plumbing

need i go on?

bennet ...coli never cease to amaze me never thought I see the sassy thug on this site...

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Bill Duke was clearly more convincing. Bennett had real "I'll fukk you till you love me" Tyson energy that ain't tough shyt just WEIRDO shyt

bill duke ... got folded tho.. them dike titties when they went to the next room

 

[shopthatwrecks]

That ain't Robin Williams in birdcage

nah he was the wez in mad max pt 2... he was gay then too

 

[maxamusa]

nah he was the wez in mad max pt 2... he was gay then too

 

[ScoopNScore]

Obscure one, but this little shyt from Ender's Game

4 foot nothing Johnny Manziel looking ass woulda had his hooknose pushed in if he really started talkin spicy

 

[the cac mamba]

they had dude rocking the sleeveless chain mail all movie, and he wasn't even big

 

[DA_LURKA]

Luther Vandross in meteor man...