Top 5 unconvincing tough guys in film EDIT: Updated with pt. 2

[Peruvian Connect]

Honestly this is why nikkas end up dead or beat the fukk up. You can't tell who tough just by looking at them. Besides it's levels to that tough shiit.

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

 

[Unbothered]

I just watched this movie a few weeks ago; I've always felt like the other guy assisting him should've been the leader, as he was a little more convincing as a tough guy.

 

[Flexington]

I was just about to post this

He will forever be Braxton

 

[LeaveMyHairLineAlone]

Steven Seagal was the first person I thought of. Dude seems like the type who is the alpha around his immediate circle, and because of that he gets a little pushy around others. And most folks probably shrug his shyt off, but occasionally he might say the wrong shyt to a real one and get his shyt backed the fukk down.

Second one I thought of was Fredro Starr. nikka is loud, extra and mean mugging wherever, and probably would get trashed by most people in a fight. He's definitely the dude who would shoot up a basketball court or a club because someone played him.

Not wanting to say shyt isn't the same as being able to hold your own, it just isn't worth it to most people to do that.

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

 

[gho3st]

Nah this nikka got the i will Skin you alive or torture you slowly , while laughin hysterically look he had the psychopath look down. just like lex



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but its wild tho. How does a sassy ass nikka make a video about ppl not being tough

 

[Vandelay]

Interview nikka said...

 

[alpo]

 

[Sterling Archer]

If there there ever was a nikka I would steal on for no reason, it’s been this nikka. Ever since I was a kid, I never liked this fool.

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

captain bennett, the final boss of commando

• leather chaps
• sleeveless tee
• chain mail vest
• leather belt which turns the vest into a skirt
• fingerless leather gloves
• dog chain choker
• flat top
• push broom mustache
• gay (arnie: "come on bennett, let's party" bennett: "i don't need girls... I DON'T NEED GIRLS!!!")
• gets got by a random piece of plumbing

need i go on?

It's funny because he Vernon Wells played a gay psycho in Mad Max 2 very convincingly. Maybe because he barely had any lines. But as a kid I was shyt scared of him. Even when he played a parody in Weird Science

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

captain bennett, the final boss of commando

• leather chaps
• sleeveless tee
• chain mail vest
• leather belt which turns the vest into a skirt
• fingerless leather gloves
• dog chain choker
• flat top
• push broom mustache
• gay (arnie: "come on bennett, let's party" bennett: "i don't need girls... I DON'T NEED GIRLS!!!")
• gets got by a random piece of plumbing

need i go on?

That shyt was considered tough in the 80s

 

[Calibrated]

I was just about to post this

He will forever be Braxton

 

[Damnshow]

It's by far the Steven "trynna molest underage actors" Seagal

When this scene dropped:



Nobody took this fraud serious anymore. bytch running like a girl he runs like a damn girl.

Plus Aikido, where he got the belt, is a worthless martial art.

You might as well give all top 5 places to Seagal:

Seagal pretending to be asian;
Seagal pretending to be italian mobster from New York;
Seagal pretending to be black;
Seagal pretending to be latin;
Seagal pretending to be a cop/military figure.

 

[Tflasha]

Rocky in Dope

Tyga in Barbershop and Dope

Their Actin is straight ass , but they will get out there in real life win or lose.. i remember rocky damn near superman diving off stage get at someone in the crowd.