Top 5 unconvincing tough guys in film EDIT: Updated with pt. 2

[valet]

SN: My pastor went to Hill Harper's house for some fundraiser years ago. When he met him, he told him his best role was as Breezy T. Hill looked at my pastor like . How do you remember that name? I didn't even remember that. For some reason "In too Deep" is his guilty pleasure. Watches w/e it comes on. But who is on your list for unconvincing tough guys?



Pt 2

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Laraenz Tate in power

 

[SheWantTheD]

Laraenz Tate in power

This and the Nick Cannon in Drumline are terrible picks

 

[Cuban Pete]

Vin Diesel, bald midget who tries too hard, modern day Steven Seagal vibes. Pretty sure dude has sugar in his tank

Steven Seagal, not much needs to be said. Talentless fraud and bully who cant fight irl or act

Tom Cruise, much respect to doing all his stunts and hes an ok actor but dude is the size of a high school cheerleader, Collateral was fire but hes only tough with guns

Ill come back to the others later

Btw by tough guy, we talking about cats that can fight and do their own stunts? Like a Michael Jai White and Jason Statham or we talking about BELIEVABLE actors like a young Deniro, Tom Hardy, even dudes like Bill Duke

Edit: OK this is about gangster roles hold up Ill come back to this cause this is a good thread idea LOL

 

[east]

captain bennett, the final boss of commando

• leather chaps
• sleeveless tee
• chain mail vest
• leather belt which turns the vest into a skirt
• fingerless leather gloves
• dog chain choker
• flat top
• push broom mustache
• gay (arnie: "come on bennett, let's party" bennett: "i don't need girls... I DON'T NEED GIRLS!!!")
• gets got by a random piece of plumbing

need i go on?

 

[Buddy]

 

[I Really Mean It]

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

Shia lebeouf in that cartel movie lol got his ass kicked and killed in the first 1hr of the movie. But before that is running around acting and talking tough like he some kinda boogeyman... the creeper holmes lmao

 

[JNew]

Tom cruise as jack reacher.

After the tv show the movie is now a comedy.

 

[Jaguar93]

Rocky in Dope

Tyga in Barbershop and Dope

 

[Henny and_ HotWings]

Anything Steven Segal Stars in….


And Naymond from the Wire (what a p*ssy ass bytch ass nikka… tryna bully Dookie when Dookie probably woulda wore his hoe ass out )

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

captain bennett, the final boss of commando

• leather chaps
• sleeveless tee
• chain mail vest
• leather belt which turns the vest into a skirt
• fingerless leather gloves
• dog chain choker
• flat top
• push broom mustache
• gay (arnie: "come on bennett, let's party" bennett: "i don't need girls... I DON'T NEED GIRLS!!!")
• gets got by a random piece of plumbing

need i go on?

Bill Duke was clearly more convincing. Bennett had real "I'll fukk you till you love me" Tyson energy that ain't tough shyt just WEIRDO shyt

 

[JNew]

Anything Steven Segal Stars in….


And Naymond from the Wire (what a p*ssy ass bytch ass nikka… tryna bully Dookie when Dookie probably woulda wore his hoe ass out )

Steven segals an intimidating dude. He’s just a bad actor.

 

[Vandelay]

Steven Seagal was the first person I thought of. Dude seems like the type who is the alpha around his immediate circle, and because of that he gets a little pushy around others. And most folks probably shrug his shyt off, but occasionally he might say the wrong shyt to a real one and get his shyt backed the fukk down.

Second one I thought of was Fredro Starr. nikka is loud, extra and mean mugging wherever, and probably would get trashed by most people in a fight. He's definitely the dude who would shoot up a basketball court or a club because someone played him.

Not wanting to say shyt isn't the same as being able to hold your own, it just isn't worth it to most people to do that.

 

[the cac mamba]