Top 5 most over wrestlers with below average mic skills?

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Psycho Sid, Jeff Hardy and Ken Shamrock had the crowds like :ohlawd:

The one good thing Sid had to say was that he was the Master and Ruler of the World.

And that was all he needed to say :birdman:

I might have to throw RVD on here too.
 

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People need to actually define and show "audio/recordings" of the so called good talkers so we have something to compare it to

besides The Rock, Rick Flair and Jake the Snake (in his prime) etc......

Because some one can just be avg on the mic but another mark might think they're good
 
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Controversial but Razor/Scott Hall - All he did was say nonsense in a Cuban accent and make great physical mannerisms. He could get the crowd to the work for him because of some catchphrases.
Jeff Hardy and RVD as 4 & 5 - They were "probably" blitzed out of their minds.

I don't include the monsters because they're truly not supposed to talk because of their presence. They whoop ass in the ring and get out. Big Show, Mark Henry, Nash aren't the norm.
 

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My entire list is just headfake promos.

They talk about nuffin.
whatsoever on the mic.
Then people sugarcoat the shyt.
Or they have a character and do everything to undermine it.
or they let them talk and i never understand why.

Kevin Nash : just runs his mouth and never sold a feud whatsoever.
As a matter of fact. When he could have had a great run of promos as the wcw booker. What did he do. Make a program that ruined wcw completely. then nash will point to drawing markers hogan made.
or hogan had to carry them.
like he did the heavy lifting.
Plus being the worst speaking hw champion in wwf history before the boom. Dude is trash. Super trash and a hanger on.
Horace hogan In Nash face trying to act like hulk hogan isn't there but is. Plus act like he, nash built some shyt on his own.
When it is all residual hogan carry jobs.

Kenny omega : all those cryptic anime villain promos do not work. If you undermine bullet club woth androgynous pagan bullshyt. As at the end of rhe day. It feels all your promos were only made so you could sabotage all of pro wrestling. With you androgynous pagan bullshyt. Plus expose you completely as the lame goofie indie guy I always said him and his matches are or were.

cripple ache : completely useless in the mic. plus arguably given the most unwarranted time on the mic and never having one promo worth a cot damn. Including not being up to snuff. To carey the boom after being given to him as the son in law. At the definitive wrestlemania. That still ruins why wrasslin will never generally draw a boom.
ever again in a blockbuster manner in every possible way. While also creating a political structure. That limits talent to never have a forum.
to surpass his boom failed buy rates.
or ratings as a failed mainevemtenter.

hbk : not one promo worth a cot damn and besides the vkm push. What is there. As workrste wise the wef was so behind the nwa. I cram to understsnd this great worker tag. When his shyt was outdated by six years.
when he debuted in tags in wwf.
plus his theft of hotstuff eddie gilbert look.
was never any good.
plus he was never worth a damn as a promo as hotstuff was either.
[Hotstuff wrassled a bear and it was dope. That is how much better eddie gilbert was in every way. Gilbert's look or finisher or character was in the me of mania 14 when scsa went over even in his Gilbert's passing]

Taven : roh is no more because of no talent besides being white face ass.


Roderick strong : same here roh tv is no more because his no talent white face ass.

Jeff Jarrett : son of nepotism
Michael Bennett : wife carries him

Jungle Boy : the son of an actor yet can not cut one fukk'n promo and will not hit the weight room. So he can elevate. Plus let a wwe person swerve on him and steal his spot on the card and his actual deawing partner.

Tama tonga : just does not have it inring or promo. Wish he did, it just isn't there.

Cody Rhodes : son of failed chance only becaise of nepotism

Jon moxley : how they let him talk like this tough ass dude and then let him have license over everyone has just gotten to much to even ignore or give a pass too. It was cool when he was being carried in njpw. For a little while because you got to see why people talk about him as this worker. when really his style is so trash. As his opponent. You are brought down by his trash ass style. That grt this. He complained about lesnar doing. Yet he spends his whole time trying to be lesnar in the Indies. After belly ache'n about this.
then to top it off.
he is a ultimate warrior promo just batched up as a druggie. That ultimate warrior never admitted to. You could substitute ultimate warrior dialogue for John moxley and it would be the same.

Claudio castagnoli : never ramped since before Kevin Steen roh dominant run and has no idea.
what he should even be dressed like. Let alone a character.


Wheeler Yuta : everything about him is unlikeable. Why is he even allowed to talk. Hit the fukk'n weight room goofie. Get off my TV.
I think white people have this goof ass term called, badass. Well Yuta ain't it.
Remove him from fukk'n tv.
It has no upside whatsoever.
I got more.

I just have to think about the hot poker rating to Farrah Abraham's level promos in wrasslin. When I Hate to think about.
or see low quality anything.

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Controversial but Razor/Scott Hall - All he did was say nonsense in a Cuban accent and make great physical mannerisms. He could get the crowd to the work for him because of some catchphrases.
Jeff Hardy and RVD as 4 & 5 - They were "probably" blitzed out of their minds.

I don't include the monsters because they're truly not supposed to talk because of their presence. They whoop ass in the ring and get out. Big Show, Mark Henry, Nash aren't the norm.


Second the Scott hall.

Even though his ayo is my actual email and text alert since 2001.

Ayo is all that is memorable.
about hall's drunkard damon wayans cluck meets Dave Chappelle's cluck outside cardboard dwelling promos.



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Controversial but Razor/Scott Hall - All he did was say nonsense in a Cuban accent and make great physical mannerisms. He could get the crowd to the work for him because of some catchphrases.
Jeff Hardy and RVD as 4 & 5 - They were "probably" blitzed out of their minds.

I don't include the monsters because they're truly not supposed to talk because of their presence. They whoop ass in the ring and get out. Big Show, Mark Henry, Nash aren't the norm.


After hogun was that level of draw.

No big guy can be excused for being incapable of having promo skills.




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