1. Don’t come here.
That’s the first and last tip.
You don’t know how to swipe a metro card. Or use Omny.
You somehow can’t understand that higher street number means uptown. Lower street number means downtown.
You stand in the middle of the sidewalk looking up at buildings. Or even worse, you waddle. So when people are walking behind you trying to pass your slow goofy ass, we don’t know what the fukk you’re doing. Are you turning left or right? Here’s what you do. Turn around. Get back on the plane. And fukk off to wherever you came from.
I’m sick of all of these goddamn tourists.
That’s the first and last tip.
You don’t know how to swipe a metro card. Or use Omny.
You somehow can’t understand that higher street number means uptown. Lower street number means downtown.
You stand in the middle of the sidewalk looking up at buildings. Or even worse, you waddle. So when people are walking behind you trying to pass your slow goofy ass, we don’t know what the fukk you’re doing. Are you turning left or right? Here’s what you do. Turn around. Get back on the plane. And fukk off to wherever you came from.
I’m sick of all of these goddamn tourists.