thread ruined by kswizzle fakkit ass

[LezJepzin]

 

[QuintessentialBM]

Im Single And Ready But You Gotta Be Qualified And Here Go The Qualifications...
1. You gotta accept and take care of my daughter like she is one of your own.
2. You gotta have a your own place.
3. You gotta have your own car.
4. You gotta have a good heart and good intentions.
5. You gotta know how to cook.
6. If you have kids, keep your bm in check before I get to her.
7. If we ever have sex, you better give me your all.
8. You have to have a pretty smile.
9. You gotta have a hard side, because Im rough at times.
10. You gotta have a job.
11. You cant let me run over you because thats a big turn off.
12. You gotta know how to fight or have some kind of street credit.
13. You gotta have some kind of school credits as well.

Guaranteed you show her that D and she'll be boppin.......

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

SO I went ahead and did some research for you bro
I went on a mail order bride website and found some partners who are very attractive and don't want any kids whatsoever.

Fernanda (Brazilian):
http://www.rosebrides.com/brides/fernanda-292910.html

Andreutza (Romainian):
http://www.rosebrides.com/brides/andreutza-245265.html

have a good one buddy

 

[Ronnie Lott]

You are so judgmental. Maybe she has a good heart and was dealt a bad hand. Instead of insulting her, how about you uplift your sister instead of bashing her. The men in her life have failed her.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I'm ready to fly brehs

 

[Cacs R Us]

People who have to write lists for what they're looking for in a partner.

 

[BreezyH]

if this was a FB post, i know the simps lined up around the block posting that they meet these and any other qualifications

 

[Killer Instinct]

Chick said credits. Not a degree. Credits.

 

[QuintessentialBM]

You are so judgmental. Maybe she has a good heart and was dealt a bad hand. Instread of insulting her, how about you uplift your sister instead of bashing her. The men in her life have failed her.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

You Would Think An Overweight, Single Mother Working At Walmart Would Just Take What She Could Get

The Sad Thing Is I Bet There Was Thirsty Muhfukkas Commenting On Some "I Meet All Them Requirements Babydoll When Can I Have The Pleasure Of Taking You Out?"

There's nothing wrong with getting a big girl on your team breh. We need to protect our women, it's the righteous thing to do.

 

[Texas2step]

where do I apply?

 

[ThaBronxBully]

There's nothing wrong with getting a big girl on your team breh. We need to protect our women, it's the righteous thing to do.

I Aint Got Nothing Against Beefy Chicks, But You Start Throwing Around Demands And Requirements You Better Look In the Mirror 1st

 

[USSInsiders]

at you got basically be ready to become a stepdad off the bat

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Just the order of how she listed her shyt is an instant turn off. Without a doubt, I'd fukk...And I wouldn't even call this bytch a hood rat, because I've seen & dealt with far worse (personality wise). She's just another lost, young black, sad woman. A victim & perpetuator of black stereotypes, materialism, misguided narcissism, short-sightedness and shallow interests.


1. Want someone to accept my daughter as their own...

2-98. Must be a real nikka. Must know how to fight. Gotta have swag & not let me bytch you. And a whole bunch of other bullshyt.

99. Oh yeah, must have some kind of education and job too.





shyt is sad & disgusting at the same time. I'd still fukk. But damn...I'ma keep it 100, I ain't saved a hoe in my life, but bein a black man that cares about the state we're in, but also being a man & wanting a nut, IF I were to ever even beat, I'd probably smash for a while, while droppin jewels here & there. Tellin her eventually that we can't ever be together but she can better herself. If that's a cape to you nikkas than fukk it. But it would be hypocritical to complain about her & her type, but still just smash & dash without at least a word of wisdom.

That right there let's me know you're an idiot breh. You're willingly risking having a baby by this bum ass bytch because you wanted a piece of ass ?

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Guaranteed you show her that D and she'll be boppin.......

How is that different than any other woman