thread ruined by kswizzle fakkit ass

[Deadpool1986]

Im Single And Ready But You Gotta Be Qualified And Here Go The Qualifications...

1. You gotta accept and take care of my daughter like she is one of your own.

2. You gotta have a your own place.

3. You gotta have your own car.

4. You gotta have a good heart and good intentions.

5. You gotta know how to cook.

6. If you have kids, keep your bm in check before I get to her.

7. If we ever have sex, you better give me your all.

8. You have to have a pretty smile.

9. You gotta have a hard side, because Im rough at times.

10. You gotta have a job.

11. You cant let me run over you because thats a big turn off.

12. You gotta know how to fight or have some kind of street credit.

13. You gotta have some kind of school credits as well.

IF YOU THINK YOU ARE QUALIFIED... LMS

IM TAKING APPLICATIONS!!!

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[BrothaZay]

I'd play that ho just for posting some shyt like that on my FB.

Have her daughter wondering, "Where did E go mommy "

u in dallas, u can prolly catch her at one of da clubs she be at

 

[SouthernBelle]

qualification: do you think you can land a professional white man? if not, disqualified.

Is that your qualification for your potential mates?

 

[Data-Hawk]

I am. but I dont like that run over part. I dont need somebody trying to test me all the time.

 

[HoloGraphic]

She doesn't meet my requirements tho

 

[Kemyran]

I meet her requirements, but she doesn't meet mine so it's a moot point.

She failed as soon as she said she had a daughter. I don't date single mothers. She also failed simply by having a video of herself on the net dancing on a pole. I like a woman to handle herself with class. She fails miserably. Takes more than a big bouncing ass to win me over, it's not impressive in any way and the novelty of that shyt would wear off after the first few fukks.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

What kind of life she living where I need to know how to fight while around her?


You gotta have some kind of school credits as well.

and her fat ass works at walmart

 

[mortuus est]

and her fat ass works at walmart

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Really all you need is 7, 9, 11, and 12.

She'll be letting you use her car and cooking you tacos


I'm 100% certain of that.The rest of the list is just filler/ pretentious morality

 

[Steve Piffler]

Im Single And Ready But You Gotta Be Qualified And Here Go The Qualifications...

1. You gotta accept and take care of my daughter like she is one of your own.

2. You gotta have a your own place.

3. You gotta have your own car.

4. You gotta have a good heart and good intentions.

5. You gotta know how to cook.

6. If you have kids, keep your bm in check before I get to her.

7. If we ever have sex, you better give me your all.

8. You have to have a pretty smile.

9. You gotta have a hard side, because Im rough at times.

10. You gotta have a job.

11. You cant let me run over you because thats a big turn off.

12. You gotta know how to fight or have some kind of street credit.

13. You gotta have some kind of school credits as well.

IF YOU THINK YOU ARE QUALIFIED... LMS

IM TAKING APPLICATIONS!!!

the fact that she has to do this application shyt tells me that no nikka wants her. they want to FUKK her, but they don't want her.....

 

[ryshy]

tell that bish shes full of shyt

 

[ThaBronxBully]

You Would Think An Overweight, Single Mother Working At Walmart Would Just Take What She Could Get

The Sad Thing Is I Bet There Was Thirsty Muhfukkas Commenting On Some "I Meet All Them Requirements Babydoll When Can I Have The Pleasure Of Taking You Out?"

 

[A.V.]

Just the order of how she listed her shyt is an instant turn off. Without a doubt, I'd fukk...And I wouldn't even call this bytch a hood rat, because I've seen & dealt with far worse (personality wise). She's just another lost, young black, sad woman. A victim & perpetuator of black stereotypes, materialism, misguided narcissism, short-sightedness and shallow interests.


1. Want someone to accept my daughter as their own...

2-98. Must be a real nikka. Must know how to fight. Gotta have swag & not let me bytch you. And a whole bunch of other bullshyt.

99. Oh yeah, must have some kind of education and job too.





shyt is sad & disgusting at the same time. I'd still fukk. But damn...I'ma keep it 100, I ain't saved a hoe in my life, but bein a black man that cares about the state we're in, but also being a man & wanting a nut, IF I were to ever even beat, I'd probably smash for a while, while droppin jewels here & there. Tellin her eventually that we can't ever be together but she can better herself. If that's a cape to you nikkas than fukk it. But it would be hypocritical to complain about her & her type, but still just smash & dash without at least a word of wisdom.

 

[kidsinamerica_]

4. You gotta have a good heart and good intentions.

Let me get this straight. She wants a man with a good heart and GOOD INTENTIONS yet she’s taking ass shots and on video twerking on a stripper’s pole.

 

[AAKing23]

These type of women are not even worth a response at this point