Thousands of dads left in shock as DIY paternity test usage soars

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Also think about this breh. We have more female ancestors than male ancestors and our ancestry goes back to a smaller percentage of males. This means that women were having kids with a small percentage of men. It's just nature breh. Paternity fraud is bound to happen :yeshrug:. Society forced women to get with men they aren't attracted to (80 20 rule) so they go out and have kids with the men they like :yeshrug:. They need the simp to pay for the id though :mjlol:.

https://psmag.com/environment/17-to-1-reproductive-success

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Dapped and Repped shyt never crossed my mind. But after that explanation it makes perfect sense.
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No, that's for shows like Richard Bay, Jerry Springer and the rest. But for the DNA testing, that's real. But like i will say again, they way they write it for TV, they have to script it around a story in a way the people will believe. It's all about ratings.

Yeah, that's what I was saying Maury couldn't fake that if he wanted to.

I will say, Springer isn't fake either because I knew they folks on here who went on there, but they wouldn't fight so they just hurried up and got them off the stage and didn't show them on TV:lolbron:
 

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Got 2 son's and a $1000 sitting in a savings account just for DNA test.....:yeshrug:




Told them already before I let them sign a birth certificate that DNA test has to be ran thru.....if you out here in 2019 believing these hoes then you're NUTS :mjlol:
 
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These lying heffas
I was watching paternity court and all these sweet little grannies were bringing out 40 year old grown adult children


“You are the father Joe!”

“Mabel you know that’s not my child, I was stationed in ‘Nam and when I got back you had a whole baby”


* Joe is not the father...

*Mabel is shocked...

(Meanwhile Joes real children are probably half Vietnamese)

The most interesting thing is that in most of these cases they were married too, the War was some reckless times


Lol this is true.

Reh least u fair to both sides

Many folks play dumb for they gender.

U call out both sides of fukkery
 

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Got 2 son's and a $1000 sitting in a savings account just for DNA test.....:yeshrug:




Told them already before I let them sign a birth certificate that DNA test has to be ran thru.....if you out here in 2019 believing these hoes then you're NUTS :mjlol:

Teach your sons about paternity tests but not to have illegitimate children brehs
 

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I’m all for getting paternity tests. To show you how real it is, my sister tried to pin my oldest nephew on a dude I used to hoop with in high school.

He wound up getting tested and found out it wasn’t his. The whole situation had me blown cuz part of me was like “damn that’s shady” and the other part was like “wtf were you doing smashing my sister?!?”
 

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This should be done before you sign them hospital papers right ? What happens if you still sign and find out you ain't the father?
 

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This should be done before you sign them hospital papers right ? What happens if you still sign and find out you ain't the father?

Once you sign, you're on the hook, brother.

And if you're married to the chick, you are automatically the kids father legally
 
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