Those of you with kids. How did you survive the terrible 2's and 3's?

[Timbs]

edit: pantry.....


the auto correct knows me 2 well.....prolly first time I ever typed PANTRY

Also don't laugh react my mom having dementia I'll stab you up irl

 

[maxamusa]

Also don't laugh react my mom having dementia I'll stab you up irl

IDK what you're talking about; but do what u gotta do.

 

[skylove4]

Finally a wholesome thread on this site. I’m proud of you miserable motherfukkers

 

[RageKage]

That's light work, wait till they get to middle school and beyond

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Whoop they ass

 

[Wildin]

Cardio, shoulders and arm workouts once you find out they are pregnant. You gotta be in shape to administer them asswhoopings routinely and spontaneously. Parents that say it hurts you more than it hurts them ain't lyin. Belly hanging over their belt dad bod dads and muffin top mommies be hurtin.

When you are fit it ain't even nothing. One or 2 swats on the ass will get them right. After that you'll just have to look at them and they know and will act right. You'll get permissory looks.

Their little brain juices will start percolating and they'll begin to comprise a thought "Should I throw this block? " then they will look at you and you'll just look back at them and they'll be like "let's build a castle! "

 

[skokiaan]

A few taps here and there early in life followed by = peace in the home and outdoors

 

[perfectblack999]

That shyt is real. I use to think parents were exaggerating until experiencing 2 year old tantrums. When does it get better? When you can you start to reason with them?

I have a 2 year old and a 3 and a half year old

I can’t wait for this stage to be over. Giving them 2 options to choose from in each disagreement helps tho

 

[Majestyx]

3 is worse. especially if your kid is actually smart and a jerk. my homies daughter kicked him in the face and started laughing. he had to put himself in timeout

and they can run faster. and they always trying to kill themselves indirectly.

 

[JLova]

Got damn, that shyt made me not want to have more kids. 3 was worse than 2. OMG, the damn kid would never sleep. Meltdowns out of this fukking world..

 

[Mrhateeverything]

It was tough but times goes by fast .
I raised twin girls as a single father since they were 18 ish months old . Didn’t have help from they mom ever .
I’m glad they were pretty good( they still are , they teens now ) but dealing with kids that age you have to have patience and thick skin .

 

[maxamusa]

I have a 2 year old and a 3 and a half year old

I can’t wait for this stage to be over. Giving them 2 options to choose from in each disagreement helps tho

AYO wtf is that picture above your name