This Sam Bankman-Fried Prison Photo is :skip: Update: He got 25! Sheesh

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:mjlol: the reporter who published that pic did an interview with the other inmate in it (timestamped)
"he's not showering very much, he's weird as shyt, can be strange, but he's a good guy"
"he's subsisting on bread and water and sometimes peanut butter... skinny like a toothpick"
"sam's more gangsta than tekashi, he stood on all ten toes, tekashi ratted"
 
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Looks like a textbook cover :mjlol:


They might be paid protection, rich mfs always got money squirreled away
He probably doesn't even need it. They probably fukk with him for being so ballsy to steal that much money in the first place. Other dudes probably doing football numbers for violently robbing someone for $10. He's a damn celebrity in there like Madoff was. He got all types of documentaries made about him. lol
 
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