This is why i laugh when Batman fans say

[StraxStrax]

Superman is a simp, dude is always gettin' captured

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Kryptonite gloves = well prepared

 

[ThatTruth777]

Kryptonite gloves = well prepared

Batman's prep time preparations are so elite

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Batman's prep time preparations are so elite

LOL @ the hand thinking they could beat batman by burying him nikka he has prepared for that shyt like twenty years in advance....LOL @ them thinking they could defeat batman mentally...nikka saw his mom and dad shot dead at like five and has mad people perish because of his crusade...

 

[Box Cutta]

LOL @ the hand thinking they could beat batman by burying him nikka he has prepared for that shyt like twenty years in advance....LOL @ them thinking they could defeat batman mentally...nikka saw his mom and dad shot dead at like five and has mad people perish because of his crusade...

Duct-tape some kryptonite to Superman's forehead and this nicca would have never made it out that cave....

 

[Hersh]

bruce wayne would just give clark a drink-- wit kryptonite ice cubes-- done deal.

 

[Return of the Jedi]

I BODYSLAMMED SUPERMAN IN FRONT OF TEN MILLION PEOPLE AT WRESTLEMANIA, BROTHER!

 

[KingDanz]

Batman is the God of prep.

He has a contingency plan for another contigency plan for another contingency plan.

He'd give Lois Lane that kryptonite STD, pretend to admit defeat to Superman. Superman catches Kryptonite Aids when hittin Lois. He'd bribe the medical staff to treat Superman with Kryptonite needles... Inject supes with more kryptonite... frame him for murder... inject dc universe fleece johnson with kryptonite aids.. have him take Supermans booty...

Don't underestimate the God of Preparation.

 

[Swiggy]

All those super visions allow Clark to see Batman got this

 

[HiphopRelated]

Supes doesn't have to kill him to make him a vegetable

Batman is still just a human with human reaction times. Prep or no prep

 

[Coli Bot]

What if Batman has prep time

 

[Swiggy]

What if Batman has prep time

What if he's prepping to have this thread deleted

 

[Fillerguy]

Batman has no powers yet he still puts fear in the hearts of villains. Clark has destroy a city block to get respect. When was the last time some nobody yell out "oh shyt its Superman" they shoot at his ass

meanwhile

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Batman has no powers yet he still puts fear in the hearts of villains. Clark has destroy a city block to get respect. When was the last time some nobody yell out "oh shyt its Superman" they shoot at his ass

meanwhile
Somebody in here? - YouTube

Bruce THE GAWD!!!!

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

We get it breh, the alias is yours.