This is why i laugh when Batman fans say

[Merkdaddy]

bruce wayne would just give clark a drink-- wit kryptonite ice cubes-- done deal.

truest sh1t i ever read

 

[ExodusNirvana]

LOL @ the hand thinking they could beat batman by burying him nikka he has prepared for that shyt like twenty years in advance....LOL @ them thinking they could defeat batman mentally...nikka saw his mom and dad shot dead at like five and has mad people perish because of his crusade...

The best part about that whole thing was that the entire time they are explaining the plan to him, Joker is like:

 

[HiphopRelated]

smh @ needing to be bailed out by Robin...twice....and lets not speak on Superman flying about as fast a bloody pigeon in pursuit

 

[jackswstd]

Prep time>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Batman is the God of prep.

He has a contingency plan for another contigency plan for another contingency plan.

He'd give Lois Lane that kryptonite STD, pretend to admit defeat to Superman. Superman catches Kryptonite Aids when hittin Lois. He'd bribe the medical staff to treat Superman with Kryptonite needles... Inject supes with more kryptonite... frame him for murder... inject dc universe fleece johnson with kryptonite aids.. have him take Supermans booty...

Don't underestimate the God of Preparation.

Friend... they should have 1 year where Batman plays a villain and just ethers the dc universe with prep time.

 

[Woodrow]

3:16

supes was backhanding that limey??

 

[Return of the Jedi]

We get it breh, the alias is yours.

I swear it isn't...I'm a Ric Flair fan