This is the flabbiest and sickest clip in wrestling history

[Mr. Manhattan]

not even close, google Jake the Snake Heroes of Wrestling

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Struggle Splash.

Struggle standing
Struggle jogging
Struggle pin
Struggle change of direction
Struggle breathing
Struggle heart beat

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

God awful clip, but nothing will beat Dos Caras Sr, Rayo de Jalisco, and Villano IV vs. Canek, Cien Caras, and Mascara Ano 2000 from 2017. The participants' combined age was 367 years old.



Bonus Bryan Alvarez Minus Five Stars review, complete with clips if you don't want to go through the whole match above:

CMLL and AAA love booking great grandparent matches for some reason.

 

[PharaohAtem]

Impact would’ve been cooked if Corgan was still in charge

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Struggle splash felt longer than an 18-hour nap.

The state of NWA where you have 600 pounds of fat and meat as a headliner, while you have a narrative controlling wrestler whose better days were when he shaved Rockstar Spud's hair.

 

[Norrin Radd]

Corgan being proud of him being champ makes the whole company look mid

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Reminds me of the end of The Wrestler when washed Randy starts having a heart attack right in the middle of the big fight.

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Corgan being proud of him being champ makes the whole company look mid

Mid would be an improvement

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

never thought i'd find a wrestler moving worse than PCO

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

never thought i'd find a wrestler moving worse than PCO

He making current version Matt Hardy look like a world class athlete

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

 

[The Rainmaker]

That "running" of the ropes This was yesterday? No wonder why AEW chose to do the event in London, they didn't want to compete with this

 

[CJ]

edit: wasn't a question