Minnesota Vikings. Hear me out:
The are statistically the greatest Regular Season team in NFL history - they just can't get over the hump.
If they win one before the next Packer or Bear title, they will be (pardon the pun) unbearable.
Highkey - Vikings fans stretch over into 3 other states: The Dakotas and Iowa. It would be a 4-state party.
The party will probably consist of a grip of Prince music since he was a fan. It would be like the Gotham Parade
in Keaton's Batman when the Joker laughing gassed everyone - but the music was hittin'.
Just the collateral damage from the parade being in icy conditions will cause enough Mayhem.