Things you loved as a kid that suck as an adult

[QuintessentialMan]

If im keeping it real.....Everything except maryjuana and sunshine breh. Those are the only two things that remained just as lit in adultlife. Even sex aint what it used to be. Its aight but its been done so many times now that I know what to expect....which takes away from the experience.

 

[1thouwow]

Holidays

As a Kid - So much food, presents, seeing family....I love the holidays





As an adult- fukk they mean I gotta make the turkey, why the fukk I gotta buy them presents and they never check on me throughout the year, I don't even like my cousins, they lazy trifflin ass nikkas....I hate the fukking holidays

I hate the holidays. I made some bomb ass food for thanksgiving and I didn’t get to enjoy the fruits of my labor since I was so tired of hosting. And I hate holidays bc EVERYONE wants a damn gift, especially my mom

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Watching kids bytch about having to go to bed is hilarious now.

I'm like "you little shyts have no idea the blessing bestowed upon you "

 

[3rdWorld]

I used to love having company but now I can only tolerate people these days for very short spells.

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

I actually like grocery shopping. Especially early in the morning or later at night.

This is the only time I can tolerate being at the grocery store. So much more peaceful.

Driving — I actually don’t mind driving when there’s no traffic. I live in Chicago though so...just shoot me.

Chicago traffic is worse than Atlanta and almost as bad as Los Angeles to me. And I say that as someone who has lived in all three places.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Christmas

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

everything pretty much.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I hate the holidays. I made some bomb ass food for thanksgiving and I didn’t get to enjoy the fruits of my labor since I was so tired of hosting. And I hate holidays bc EVERYONE wants a damn gift, especially my mom

Don't complain about your mom bruh. I feel you on hosting, sometimes don't even get to eat properly if at all.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Crowds/lots of people. As a kid thru teen, the more people, the more lit. Now I’m like, if it ain’t a dinner or house gathering with a handful of people I actually know and like, I’m good.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

i feel like my childhood was trolled by whoever created family matters

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Christmas and birthdays

Everybody round me broke so I dont get shyt from no1 cept my chick. I dont even ask and I tell people not to get me shyt cuz I know they broke.

I still get everyone else stuff tho

My friends really be inviting me to their kids' birthday parties, and I'm thinking, there's no way I'm being around a bunch of bad ass kids running around and screaming, AND I'm not buying a gift

Holidays and amusement parks

Amusement parks: screaming kids

Snow/winter

Having to shovel out your car, salt the sidewalk stairs, and driveway, and HOPE the plow doesn't block your driveway by the time you get home from work

Watching kids bytch about having to go to bed is hilarious now.

I'm like "you little shyts have no idea the blessing bestowed upon you "

Naps then


Naps now

 

[KING WILL]

I agree w/ cakes/cupcakes, unless its a bright red, red velvet cake.

Honeybuns.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

licorice candy.... i can't believe i was eating that shyt....my stomach hurts right now just thinking about that shyt

drinking a full can of soda...my girl got on me the other day cause whenever i open a can i just drink half..im flabby n sick i can't handle all that shyt

frosted flakes.......too damn sweet!!

staying up till 2 or 3 in the morning watching TV...especially when BET uncut was on..i use to live for that..but now im in bed by 10:30 ..11 at the latest

hearing somebody booming music from thier car...especially if it was a song i liked...but now im old and live in a quiet bedroom community in the country...THAT SHYT IS ANNOYING ESPECIALLY ON A QUIET SUNDAY MORNING...

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Even sex aint what it used to be. Its aight but its been done so many times now that I know what to expect....which takes away from the experience.

Joe Buddens is that YOU?

why not just find a NEW BYATCH...

that's the fun of it.....exploring new women till u find that one that gives you that NEW EXPERIENCE...

good lord i've found mine...even though it took me decades i cant imagine it getting any better than the one im with now......

matter of fact i have a birthday coming up in december....

i gotta funny feeling based on the hints she been giving me ...that im getting a threesome with her sexy coworker/best friend


omg....i think im going to JAREDS

 

[AuntAnniesPretzels]

Sweets in general. Once you grasp how bad they are for your body and long term health you view them differently especially those of us who have diabetes running in our families

Sleepovers

 

[raoulduke187]

anything with lots of sugar in it

seeing what that stuff does to my body made me hate even the taste of it