Things Bron can't ever do

[Reggie]

can't ever count to 5 championships won.

can't join another super team without giving up his leadership role.

can't have a better finals win percentage than kobe

can't EVER shoot better than Kobe from outside of 3 feet, for his career and ESPECIALLY NOT in the playoffs.

can't average a triple double for a season like russell westbrook even tho the offense has always been catered to him the same way as it was russ.

can't play in the Western Conference ever in his career because he's a fukking p*ssy and would get eliminated in the first round.

can't play in a competitive division or Conference

can't bowl into players and miss without crying like a fukking baby to refs (which should be a tech)




could go on for days tbh

Bron on the Spurs Clippers Warriors Grizz Portand etc. goes way past the 1st round though bruh. You acting like adding him to some of those teams makes them worse and not better. Keep all the star players on the teams in the playoffs add Bron to the mix (since it would have to be a super team since that's what he has been on for a while now) and tell me they don't go to the Finals. Maybe not 6 or 7 years in a row but he's damn sure not going out in the 1st round either.

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

lets not act like that same team didn't son the shyt out of kobe as well

including a 40 pt beating in game 4 of the sweep

ending phil's coaching career on a high note

well at that point kobe was 32 and had already been playing 15 years in the league, had made deep playoff runs on the way to 7 NBA finals appearances, played in the olympics, practiced harder and longer than any other player in the league, played through multiple injuries, skipped surgeries, played ball in rec leagues, had mileage beyond a 26 year old lebrons dreams.

At that point lebron had made the Finals Once.


and LeBron had Bosh AND Wade coming off seasons in which LeBron, Bosh and Wade were ranked in the top 5 in PER

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

Bron on the Spurs Clippers Warriors Grizz Portand etc. goes way past the 1st round though bruh. You acting like adding him to some of those teams makes them worse and not better. Keep all the star players on the teams in the playoffs add Bron to the mix (since it would have to be a super team since that's what he has been on for a while now) and tell me they don't go to the Finals. Maybe not 6 or 7 years in a row but he's damn sure not going out in the 1st round either.

put lebron on the clippers as a rookie and he is not going way past the first round.

Lets say he somehow wills that team to an 8th seed, he's not getting past Kevin Garnett
if he gets the 7th seed he's not beating kobe and Shaq
if he gets the 6 seed he's not beating the Spurs




there was no deandre jordan, chris paul, blake griffin, jamal crawford.




lol

2003-04 Los Angeles Clippers Roster and Stats | Basketball-Reference.com

chris kaman

 

[ball15life]

-allow the media to interview his Father

 

[JameisNewton]

can't make a game-winning shot without reacting in a surprised/shocked/excited way

/thefukkingthread

you are addicted to being wrong.

 

[Dak Pickscott]

forgive me for that brother

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

well at that point kobe was 32 and had already been playing 15 years in the league, had made deep playoff runs on the way to 7 NBA finals appearances, played in the olympics, practiced harder and longer than any other player in the league,

So you're saying it was ok that Kobe got swept as the defending champ because he was old and basically done at that point? Which is the point that Bron is at now, still easily the best player in the world and getting better?

 

[b. woods]

Ok, this made me

But Bronny Pooh is still da bess in da lee-ahh-gyuh

 

[Draje]

put lebron on the clippers as a rookie and he is not going way past the first round.

Lets say he somehow wills that team to an 8th seed, he's not getting past Kevin Garnett
if he gets the 7th seed he's not beating kobe and Shaq
if he gets the 6 seed he's not beating the Spurs




there was no deandre jordan, chris paul, blake griffin, jamal crawford.




lol

2003-04 Los Angeles Clippers Roster and Stats | Basketball-Reference.com

chris kaman

If you put rookie Kobe on those same clippers, they don't win either. What's your point?

 

[Johnny Kilroy]

They wont answer my emails

I told them all i need is a 10 day and ill take bron out the series.

Got damn this entire gif look some WWE shyt. Whole team just out here being thugs.

 

[GOATpernick]

can't stop flopping

/thefukkingthread

Haven't seen that angle of it since last year. Disgusting

 

[bucks3115]

Win less than 4 MVP

 

[brother walt]

DANCING CAC

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[IllmaticDelta]

these kobe stans still tryna hang on to a losing cause. lebron lapped ya boy already

 

[Raw Lyrics]

Keep a teammate from phukin his mom.