Things Bron can't ever do

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Bron finesseless James

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can't ever count to 5 championships won.

can't join another super team without giving up his leadership role.

can't have a better finals win percentage than kobe

can't EVER shoot better than Kobe from outside of 3 feet, for his career and ESPECIALLY NOT in the playoffs.

can't average a triple double for a season like russell westbrook even tho the offense has always been catered to him the same way as it was russ.

can't play in the Western Conference ever in his career because he's a fukking p*ssy and would get eliminated in the first round.

can't play in a competitive division or Conference

can't bowl into players and miss without crying like a fukking baby to refs (which should be a tech)




could go on for days tbh
 

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can't EVER shoot better than Kobe from outside of 3 feet, for his career and ESPECIALLY NOT in the playoffs.
Career 3pt %

Kobe - .329
Bron - .343

Bron is also shooting damn near 50% from 3 so far this postseason, a success rate Kobe has never come close to.

Bron also recently passed Kobe for all time 3s made in the playoffs. He's now 4th all time and might be 2nd or 3rd by the end of this season.

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The rest of your talking points are similarly nonsense, but that goes without saying at this point. :coffee:
 

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-fulfill not 5, not 6, not 7, not 8.....
-allow the media to interview his Father
-forgive Delonte West
-get to the finals more than once during Kobe's prime
-pass MJ as greatest player ever due to too many losses in finals
-change the fact that he played worst in a finals than MJ or Kobe ever did (2011)
 
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