These youngins will never have to deal with the struggle of calling a girl through the house phone

[FukkaPaidEmail]

I was still using a house phone when cell phones started to pop. This girl I was talking to stopped fukking with me bc I wouldn't have phone sex with her.She shytted on me for not having a cell. I didn't have phone sex with her bc I was scared of p*ssy or anything like that. The phone at our house was always lit so at any second a nikka could pick up and I wasn't trying to get caught telling shorty that I wanted to nut on her weave. My dad was already looking at me with the Bc he saw porn in my room, I was not willing to hold that L.

 

[CoochieMane]

I remember one time I called this chick from school and her dad answered dude interviewed the hell outta me then asked me "how are the girls" I told that nikka my school books where my girls and that my main focus was doing well in school so I didn't have time for girls and that I called to help his daughter with her homework because I wanted to see her succeed in school.
That shyt worked cause that nikka was cool as fukk on the phone whenever I'd call after that.

 

[MoneyGrip]

nikkas back in elementary/middle school really used to have like 3 girlfriends that they had to juggle..., you don't even here lil nikkas say that no more just that they gotta alotta hoes lol

 

[SteelCitySoldier]

Bruh they don't even have to deal with trying to grab the number. Their process is so easy now.

Go to school or work with a bytch
Find on any social media site
Send a request, message etc
If they respond it's on, if they don't it's on to the next one.

If there are any youngins out here not getting what they want it's because of the lack of effort

 

[big bun]

SCENARIO 2
*phone rings*
Girlfriend's sister: Hello?

Me:"Hey, this is Ewok. Is Lovita home?"

Girlfriend's sister: "What, you don't know me?


Me: " I said 'Hey' when you picked up"

Girlfriend's sister: "But you didn't say 'Hey Bubbles, How you doing? How was your day?'"

Me: "Because I don't care Are you gonna get Lovita or what?"

Girlfriend's sister: "I don't know if I want to. Why you..."

*somebody else picks up the phone*

Girlfriend's little brother: "RAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGH!!!!!"

Me:

 

[Smokin Rider]

I cussed out a girls dad on the phone I high school

That didn't work out for me and her

 

[Nymbus]

The shenanigans of a three way call.






My man said the backup script. Thought I was the only one that actually made a phone script

The early years
I hated those long silences and sometimes a breh wanted to make sure the conversation flowed a certain direction
We can't all start out adlibbin like Denzel

I was glad when I got a steady girlfriend though, only had to get in her fam good graces once then it's smooth sailing

 

[TEH]

5 star thread
They don't know the struggle




Hell - Hell Hello (voice cracking) can I speak to Sasha please


Then one of these would be on the next line: / / /////

 

[lightbearerchef]

Lmao hell yea i remember that

 

[SteelCitySoldier]

I remember a chicks father telling me one time "don't call no females house and not speak to their parent answering the phone, ask how we're doing or something". Old head ain't know how much game he gave me in that one sentence, after that I hit every parent with that shyt over the phone or when I met them...and they loved it.

I call
parent answered
"how are you today sir/ma'am, can I speak to *insert name* please"
they respond however they did and put the girl on the phone with no problem

fukking parents would basically invite a nikka over to fukk, have dinner with them and they'd go upstairs to go to sleep while we'd be downstairs watching tv or movies and shyt. Parents would let them out the house with no problem for dates when we'd be going over my uncles house who was gone for the weekend and me and my cousin had hoes over, shyt was the life.

 

[Born2BKing]

You hang up... No you hang up.... 1...2.......3.........


Why u didn't hang up?

You sleepy??? Nope......you sleepy?? Nah I'm wide awake.


**2 minutes later.**

 

[Black Cobain]

I've only used the home phone a few times, being 18 is GOAT

But nah, I can't even imagine how stressful that would've been

 

[Nymbus]

I've only used the home phone a few times, being 18 is GOAT

But nah, I can't even imagine how stressful that would've been

The transition from that era to getting titties dm'd to your snap at 2 am
Mankind has come such a long way

 

[patscorpio]

4. Talk like a faq when you ask for her.

loldenzel

• patscorpio
• Jun 13, 2016

 

[CashmereThoughts]

getting three-way called by some random bish with your crush on the line unbeknownst to you

Nah.... I always assumed it was a three way. Always!!!!!