Everything from the early 2000s attire, the Burlington Coat factory pink dress shirt, the Neto hat, the Lug boots, the ditzy ass look on the PAWGS face…
Breh making faces at her from the dancefloor like “you wish this was you huh, darkbutt
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LSA sis like “look at this ol corny ass BM, can’t wait to post about his black ass later tonight”
Meanwhile they in the back hitting the two step and the tootsie roll at the same DAMN time
Just look at the PAWGER price breh has on his face, this is truly the peak of his existence
Poor Becky is still ditzy as hell completely unaware of the interaction going on just a mere few feet away
Now this here is a professional brotha, a 7 fig nig they call him
Dude prolly in IT, chopping it up with this big head PAWG right in front of the sista. He’s going over how each of his 6 certs got him in that 6 series parked out front
See it was only them two at the bar and the sista been been giving him the side eye all night
OH SHYT he dun pulled the PAWG to the dancefloor. They two stepping to contemporary R&B rn
Sista all at the bar looking scorned and dejected by the ordeal, already formulating her plat LSA post in her head
She going home tonight to post on LSA, she already planning her divestment youtube channel as they slow grind to Adele
Meanwhile high value breh already discussing his new IKEA furniture with the PAWG, breh is definitely taking her back to the 6 series tonight
To be continued….