The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
Breh went from nightwolf to bo Rai cho
There's a movie called the fast and the fierce death race with DMX mjlol
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That $5 movie been at the grocery store is getting emptier and emptier. Don’t know what it is, but there is definitely a market demographic for them.How much does Steven Seagal get paid for these straight to DVD movies? Who even buys DVDs?
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Bruce Willis has been putting out bunch of straight to DVD movies lately too. Not sure if he knew it or they just turned out to be trash.
Dolph Lundgren has done movies likes this his whole career, comes back in Creed 2 and Aquaman and then goes back to straight to DVD movies directed by himself
I guess there has to be money in it
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
DMX has a movie that came out not too long ago with Chubby Steven Seagal too.
Bruce got some new shyt out now.How much does Steven Seagal get paid for these straight to DVD movies? Who even buys DVDs?
edit:
Bruce Willis has been putting out bunch of straight to DVD movies lately too. Not sure if he knew it or they just turned out to be trash.
Dolph Lundgren has done movies likes this his whole career, comes back in Creed 2 and Aquaman and then goes back to straight to DVD movies directed by himself
I guess there has to be money in it
steadyrighteous
Veteran
Their names being mixed up bothers me
I hate posters/covers that do this.
Their names being mixed up bothers me
They list names according to the billing from left to right. Also top to bottom.
So the biggest star is always listed first from the left.
Apparently Paul Newman and Steve McQueen both wanted the top billing for The Towering Inferno so they had to put McQueen left but lower than the Newman who was on the right
H. Selassie
Black Royalty
@this whole thread
Wargames
One Of The Last Real Ones To Do It
DMX has a movie that came out not too long ago with Chubby Steven Seagal too.
How they put the names over the wrong actors
Whoever made this couldn’t even take the time to correct the DVD cover
This is the most blatant rip off
Mind if I make this into a thread on TLR?
But this thread is jokes
Who even greenlighted this?
How much does Steven Seagal get paid for these straight to DVD movies? Who even buys DVDs?
edit:
Bruce Willis has been putting out bunch of straight to DVD movies lately too. Not sure if he knew it or they just turned out to be trash.
Dolph Lundgren has done movies likes this his whole career, comes back in Creed 2 and Aquaman and then goes back to straight to DVD movies directed by himself
I guess there has to be money in it
Hollywood is a cutthroat business. You never know when the next check is coming in.
Bruce Wayne
THE GODDAMN BILLIONAIRE
Sequel gonna be Fast And The Fierce: Rough Riders
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
Do it breh. This shyt has me in stitchesMind if I make this into a thread on TLR?
But this thread is jokes
Who even greenlighted this?
