There are 8.8 billion Earth-like planets in the Milky Way: study

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Friend the way we purge this planet of filth is by going to other planets and finding new life. In showing how insignificant we are in the grand scale of the universe we hopefully show how significant we can be.
Meaningless because power in a demonic minds dictates pushing their demonic agenda on new friends. You go to a world and they're all peaceful loving and believing in the creator and some demon comes to say

NO NO NO yall, do this demonic filth and experience the life of emptiness on the darkside.

Its so demonic, friends. :sitdown:
 

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Brehs...what if somehow they had access or received transmission of the sick shyt on the Internet...

Could you imagine their faces? :merchant:

And if they are way more advanced...and value intellectualism...

This planet would be destroyed. :snoop:

I'm pretty sure there's a planet full of aliens so fukking stupid they make a regular preschooler seem like Einstein.

For every Yoda there's at least a hundred Jar Jar Binks :pachaha:
 

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Meaningless because power in a demonic minds dictates pushing their demonic agenda on new friends. You go to a world and they're all peaceful loving and believing in the creator and some demon comes to say

NO NO NO yall, do this demonic filth and experience the life of emptiness on the darkside.

Its so demonic, friends. :sitdown:


Lol @ pushing homosexuality and drug use on alien species.
 

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I'm pretty sure there's a planet full of aliens so fukking stupid they make a regular preschooler seem like Einstein.

For every Yoda there's at least a hundred Jar Jar Binks :pachaha:
*Devil's Advocate post coming*

What if we are the Jar Jar Binks of the Cosmos breh. :ohhh:
 

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Lol @ pushing homosexuality and drug use on alien species.
You know the first thing the demons will try to do is kidnap one of the people on the planet to engage them sexually. Some trillionare On earth will want to experience the flesh even if it starts an integalactic war.

Its so demonic, friends. :sitdown:
 

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You know the first thing the demons will try to do is kidnap one of the people on the planet to engage them sexually. Some trillionare On earth will want to experience the flesh even if it starts an integalactic war.

Its so demonic, friends. :sitdown:
:pachaha:Sell that plot to Star Wars, Friend.
 

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We're fukked. :bryan:

We can't be the Jar Jar Binks right? Right?! :bryan:
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I'm not denying this by any means, but how do they know it's 8.8 billion exactly? It would take more than a lifetime just to count to that number. :mindblown:

I always love teaching bytches about the planets and stars, though, and putting into perspective that we can't possibly be the only forms of life in the universe. :smugfavre: They always think I'm a genius when I go into it because astronomy genuinely does interest me. Last chick I was with, I was on vacation with her parents and I went into my universe/aliens spiel and they asked her when I wasn't around if I was an Atheist. :laugh:
 
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