The worst pause offense you've ever committed in your life

[BBG]

Be honest brehs this shyt can get good pause

So I'm playing this zombie game where you gotta build up your base and scout for resources to fend off the horde right so I got my people nem back at the crib putting together an armory and the game talking about caution 4nem finna slide cuz y'all ass making too much noise


So I'm over here thinking my nikka I'm literally building an armory we all the way with the shyts we got heavy duty metal over here fukk u mean That's when I blurted out loud to myself shytT I WANT HIM TO COME



I paused myself after the fact for thy transgression but it was such an egregious violation I felt I had to let the coli know I fukked up.

 

[Fill Collins]

Joined the coli

 

[BurstWicks]

I dropped the soap in the shower (in my own home)

 

[ThrobbingHood]

My dad sent me a text and I meant to dap with the emoji, and accidentally clicked:.

He ignored me for a week.

 

[ba'al]

Went to a Diddy Party back in 06.

 

[ImmaGetJoeClarkArrested]

Drunk in Vegas me and the homies on the elevator I look at Larry(rip) and my nikka is fresh af…but I ain’t never seen his shoes before so I ask him what they are and after he told me I asked him what size shoe he wears and my drunk ass literally before I knew I was saying it said

“Ok I see what u working with”

The whole elevator looked at me like nikka what

 

[Olmec]

In 2k, asked my friends if they wanted to "grind in the park"...

the mic went cold after that

 

[The BasedFather]

Drunk in Vegas me and the homies on the elevator I look at Larry(rip) and my nikka is fresh af…but I ain’t never seen his shoes before so I ask him what they are and after he told me I asked him what size shoe he wears and my drunk ass literally before I knew I was saying it said

“Ok I see what u working with”

The whole elevator looked at me like nikka what

NAH!!!! You need to go to the bushes for a week

 

[The Burger King]

Was managing the kitchen at one of my stores and asked this kid on the grill “why are you playing on your phone when you should be playing with the meat?”

I didn’t think that through before I said it.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Drunk in Vegas me and the homies on the elevator I look at Larry(rip) and my nikka is fresh af…but I ain’t never seen his shoes before so I ask him what they are and after he told me I asked him what size shoe he wears and my drunk ass literally before I knew I was saying it said

“Ok I see what u working with”

The whole elevator looked at me like nikka what

RIP @Larry

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Drunk in Vegas me and the homies on the elevator I look at Larry(rip) and my nikka is fresh af…but I ain’t never seen his shoes before so I ask him what they are and after he told me I asked him what size shoe he wears and my drunk ass literally before I knew I was saying it said

“Ok I see what u working with”

The whole elevator looked at me like nikka what

I just read the post and had a to a

 

[TEH]

I hugged @anotherman.

 

[dezert_storm]

I was getting a slice of pizza last week and a breh was in line in front of me, and he ordered a slice and he told the cook to heat it up real quick but to not leave it in the oven for too long. So like a minute goes by and he tells the dude “You can take it out now big guy…. pause!”

 

[BBG]

Drunk in Vegas me and the homies on the elevator I look at Larry(rip) and my nikka is fresh af…but I ain’t never seen his shoes before so I ask him what they are and after he told me I asked him what size shoe he wears and my drunk ass literally before I knew I was saying it said

“Ok I see what u working with”

The whole elevator looked at me like nikka what

Na see everyone else telling funny stories about a genuine mistake yet you decided to vogue in here to share with us a time where you thought long and hard about your friend's possible foot to meat size correlation.. you out of pocket my son



Notice how his first words was "drunk in Vegas" as a built in excuse lol nikka you are of homosexual nature

 

[Address_Unknown]

My mistake.​