Jesus H. Christ

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I need yall Christian brehs to chime in on this

So many unanswered questions

Like how dafukk is that even supposed to work? :jbhmm:

I'm told God didn't have sex with her. So did he just magically poof some nut into her body?

Aint that rape? :patrice::whoa:

She had the egg so it had to have been some sperm. Otherwise, where'd Jesus get his other half of his DNA from?

Most of all, who signed that birth certificate? :jbhmm:

Nah we gotta squabble off the strength from those post. :martin:

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Fill Collins

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I go to mass and I don't believe in most of what the Bible claims, I love the message the Gospels give out though

It's a story and times were different, people believed in all kinds of weird stuff

During the 18th century, cacs believed mermaids were real and printed stories about them in newspapers

Animals don't talk, but people still read Aesop's fables, don't they?
 

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I need yall Christian brehs to chime in on this

So many unanswered questions

Like how dafukk is that even supposed to work? :jbhmm:

I'm told God didn't have sex with her. So did he just magically poof some nut into her body?

Aint that rape? :patrice::whoa:

She had the egg so it had to have been some sperm. Otherwise, where'd Jesus get his other half of his DNA from?

Most of all, who signed that birth certificate? :jbhmm:
Mary was raped by authority. She didn't really have a choice to say no.
 

kwazzy100

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I need yall Christian brehs to chime in on this

So many unanswered questions

Like how dafukk is that even supposed to work? :jbhmm:

I'm told God didn't have sex with her. So did he just magically poof some nut into her body?

Aint that rape? :patrice::whoa:

She had the egg so it had to have been some sperm. Otherwise, where'd Jesus get his other half of his DNA from?

Most of all, who signed that birth certificate? :jbhmm:
If you believe in God in any shape or form, lemme ask you this:

How can you ask a higher being that can manipulate every single atoms in the universe and create life out of nothing but his hands and could live for eternity how can he put the holy spirit inside a human?
That's like asking how did Jesus cure the blind with no medical experience at all.
 

DaKidFromNoWhere

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Problem with religion is in church they don't break it down and tell you.
A virgin is a person, especially a woman, who has never had sexual intercourse. The term "virgin" can also refer to an unmarried woman who has taken a religious vow of chastity.

Before the 17th century, women who weren't married were called maids, virgins, or puella, the Latin word for "girl". These words emphasized youth and chastity, and they presumed that women would only be single for a small portion of their life.

In ancient Greek, "virgin" is parthenos. Virginity and virgin were once terms of power, strength, and independence, used to describe the goddesses who were immune to the temptations of Dionysus, Greek god of seduction and wine


Mary was a thot end of story....
 

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If you believe in God in any shape or form, lemme ask you this:

How can you ask a higher being that can manipulate every single atoms in the universe and create life out of nothing but his hands and could live for eternity how can he put the holy spirit inside a human?
That's like asking how did Jesus cure the blind with no medical experience at all.
Nikka, I'm the one asking questions itt :ufdup:


Now who dafukk signed the birth certificate? :damn:
 

BobbyWojak

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I go to mass and I don't believe in most of what the Bible claims, I love the message the Gospels give out though

It's a story and times were different, people believed in all kinds of weird stuff

During the 18th century, cacs believed mermaids were real and printed stories about them in newspapers

Animals don't talk, but people still read Aesop's fables, don't they?

Do you still consider yourself a Christian if you don't believe the stories in the Bible actually happened?
 
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