The Ugly Truth About Being Handsome

NoirDynosaur

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You can get away with a LOT if you’re nice looking and got a mouthpiece.


If you can make a woman laugh and you got a nice smile…it’s a wrap
Facts!

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Handsome nikka anonymous :pachaha:
If that ain’t an oxymoron :Kd:
Writing full on soliloquies
Looking for sympathy :childplease:
You in here crying cuz you got it made in the shade
While other nikkas had to improve themselves overall or find that one attribute to upgrade on god mode on some RPG/FFV shyt:russ:
If you don’t take this woe is me/ I have insecurities like everybody bullshyt to a therapist :mjlol:
It’s easy to talk when you not on the other side of the coin
Sounding like crackers :Kd:
Guaranteed you wouldn’t trade a day in your life to be in the 20% of men
Tell me I’m lying:mjgrin:
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Magic Mulatto

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:dame:no homo but what you mean, is your dikk ridiculously small or you lack sex skills, once again, no homo
Let’s just say that I ain’t well endowed (not working wit a monster like the ones you see in them vids/flicks:dame:)…

And it’s really tough when you be receiving constant looks and choosing signals from the opposite sex but you know that you should never pull your pants down in front of a chick because it would just be a disappointment…:mjcry:

How am I supposed to gain sex skills if I have to save everybody from the embarrassment of presenting my lacklustre member to a woman…
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The biggest drawbacks about being handsome are from other men. Men don’t even need to see you pulling women, it’s like they can look at you and tell you get them and automatically start hating. The amount of ex-friends I’ve had who tried to fukk my exes after we broke up is crazy.

Men will also try to dress like you, act like you, copy your social media profile, etc. to try to get women while simultaneously hating on you. As a good looking dude you can’t really hang with a lot of guys and the ones you do have to get as many women as you or they will hate on you.

The upside is it’s very easy to pull women and to smash. I’ve never been on more than 2 dates with a woman before I hit. 90% of my bodies were without a date at all. When I went first got to middle school, high school and college, girls went out their way to come up to me. Again, when other guys see this, they will start to hate even if you thought y’all were friends.

The downside is your girl will never trust you and may end up cheating just out of spite. She’ll stalk you and your social media, question any interaction with a female. I’ve had my ex pull up my IG in front of me start scrolling through my likes and then ask me who’s this and who’s that. I’ve only been in 2 relationships and been single since 2017 for this reason.

I’ve been out with my ex and had girls come up to me and flirt with me right in front of her, or just stare at me like a deer in headlights until she gets uncomfortable. Another ex of mine introduced me to her boss one night when he was drunk and he said “he’s prettier than you!” :sadcam:
 

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Another thing is females and pictures. Girls you’re on dates with will sneak pictures of you together and/or ask to take a picture, then keep it long after you two stop talking. I’ve also had girls sneak pics of me at my crib while I was sleeping.

One time I was out with a girl in Soho and we ran into some of her photographer friends, she asked them to take a pic of us together. Then she told me she printed the picture out and kept it under her pillow. I don’t think this was just about my looks cause she really cared about me as a person but I’m sure it wouldn’t have happened if I was ugly.

I don’t know if this is a thing elsewhere but in NY females will take pics of you on the street. I’ve been walking in the city, Harlem and Brooklyn and seen girls snap pics of me when I walk by.

One time in Bushwick I saw a white girl taking a pic or filming me across the street when no one else was on the block I was walking on. I also seen this happen to one of my friends. When I mention it to other girls they say the girls are taking the pics to send them to their friends

One time I was on the A train and a girl took a pic of me when I had my head down but her flash went off and the whole train gasped and stared at her. It was dumb awkward cause we were going thru a tunnel and was like 5 minutes from the next stop. So she just stood there with her head down in silence and bolted off the train when it stopped
 

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:mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol: gawddamn that's some real ass hate...

Its not even hate its just people are hungry, struggling to keep a roof over their heads to be making up struggles. That's like me crying about having too much money knowing good and well I wouldn't swap places with someone choosing between gas for their car or the electric bill.
 
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