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:laughing: I am laughing like a motherfukker at all these reviews. Special mention to @TheNatureBoy , he is like the lite version of @obarth and comes through with the hilarious reviews every. single. time.

I don't give a fukk, I will watch the next season, because this show is so unintentionally funny.

Peter Russo dranking (not drinking) again? The fukk? This motherfukker plays a drunk in every. single. show he is in. How is the good doctor going to fight vampires with a drinking problem next season? :lupe:

Blonde Lady still got that tranny face.:beli:

Nazi breh has that perpetual troll face through the whole episode. He is like the German version of Woody. :skip:
I hope he doesn't die. That would make me sad. :mjcry:

Old rich cac man was using this new found strength throwing bytches off buildings and shyt. :patrice:Possible #inherently joke somewhere.

Fun fact: Ol'boy that plays Gus aint even Mexican, he is Colombian. Yeah so there is some sort of Latino c00nery going on there.

Add me to the list of people thinking that fukken kid would get murked in this episode. And when he didn't, I was :beli: and :aicmon:



Lolol at the Master falling out the window. :laughing: What. the. fukk?

Poor Grand daddy Kane, he thought he knew everything about the Master. :sadbron3:. Back to the drawing board.
 

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yeah master should be dead. if you waited years to kill someone your first instinct is to kill them....then maybe you gloat about it. at least in real life.

also the Nazi vamp and crew should be dead. they started walking backwards defenseless and the rat king n nem just stood there and watched them in amazement. the fukk is that......


oh and someone made a good point about the show being better at the start because it had more of a thriller/survival/horror element too it. then it turned into an "action hacknslash" goofball plothole fest.
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
oh and someone made a good point about the show being better at the start because it had more of a thriller/survival/horror element too it. then it turned into an "action hacknslash" goofball plothole fest.

Yeah, the Zombies in the walking dead are mindless but still pose more of a threat than the vampires who just get cut down like nothing.
 

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just binged watch this show and god damn it's good and bad at the same damn time. i mean by now the general public and the government don't realize that fukking creatures are walking around sucking humans from the time the morgue guy attacked the fbi agents during the eclipse:mindblown:

also why would the master leave the underground to go shack up in the theatre during daylight above ground to make himself more vunerable.

i like the show but it seems like the writers and producers are like:yeshrug:

I'm on Episode 5 and whenever they show Ansel's family (white dude w/glasses) and that huge house in Flatbush I gotta :mjlol:.

Show me a fukkin house in Flatbush that looks like that....

That's cool but my whole gripe is that whoever chooses these set locations should at least TRY and make it resemble the area.

That house looks like something in the 'burbs and everyone, even non NY'ers, know that Flatbush is as far from the 'burbs as you can get.

nah there are houses in flatbush that looks like they belong in the burbs.

https://www.google.com/maps/@40.661...ata=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1swCeCdkVOgOnU1I21FGK06g!2e0
 
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